Going to Ft. Lauderdale. Looking for something to do. Any recommendations?

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The hotel is right on the beach and I like to snorkel and lay about lazily. But at some point I'm probably going to want to go out. I've been there once and ate at the Ugly Tuna but I hear it's closed. I also went on an intercoastal waterway tour which I enjoyed but I don't want to do the same thing again.

    I'm not into the club scene and I don't want to go to Miami. I am pretty much going to relax but like to see different things. Any advice?

    I know this is the right place to ask because you guys are always honest, knowledgeable and helpful and would never steer me wrong. :c
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    You'll probably fuck a cuban dude.
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You're like the black Dogstar69
     
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    You are staying at a Motel 6 on the west side of A1A:jj:

    Gets some coke whores.
     
  5. Scott

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    No. I am staying at the Sheraton.
     
  6. Scott

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    Sailboat ride
     
  8. Scott

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    Where's the best place to get lunch? I like seafood. Conch fritters and shit that you can't get up here.
     
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    eat your boogers
     
  11. Scott

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    I can stay home and do that.
     
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    whatever you do please make sure yo take pictures of giant ankles.
     
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    I love pillow forts. Is it anything like that?
     
  14. Scott

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    I don't think I'll ever be able to top my last vacation.

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    Lulu's at BeachPlace is a pretty good laid back option for that type of food.

    Coconuts is a really good option for that, but more pricey than Lulus.

    Lulus is right on the beach and Coconuts is on the intercoastal. Both great atmospheres.

    For a romantic, upscale meal go to Casablanca. It is a little bit north of BeachPlace on A1A. That is probably my favorite restaurant.

    The Hilton has a new restaurant/bar that is really good with a great scene called S3. The talent there is always top notch.

    There is also a place off A1A a block called Plaza Bistro. Really cool feel to it because it is just an abondoned parking lot that was turned into a somewhat fine dining/lounge. Its all outdoors so it is obviously closed when it rains.

    All of those places are within walking distance from the Sheraton. S3 and Plaza Bistro would be a decent distance though.

    Not sure if you have a car, but Lauderdale-by-the-Sea is good for snorkeling/diving and there are quite a few good restaurants right by the pier there. Its about 3 or 4 miles north of you I'd guess. Aruba's, Blue Moon Fish Company, Sea or Athena's for dinner. La Spada for subs/sandwiches. Flip Flops for a cool lunch scene on the intercoastal. Flip Flops feels like a Key West restaurant.

    There are tons of other places I could send you. Feel free to PM with any questions or for any other advice. I'll be sure to check in every now and then.

    Do NOT go to the beach across from the Merriweather Resort. :grad: Unless you're into that type of thing of course. You'll see what I'm talking about if you walk past there.
     
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    Pure Platinum in Ft. L has way hotter girls, but pricey compared to Centerfolds in Pompano (10 min away). Have fun Scott
     
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    Pure Platinum sucks now. Solid Gold next door is way better, but if you really want to go to an amazing strip club then hop in a cab and head down to Scarlett's. Place is ridic. Plus its open until 8 am. :yes:
     
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    cool man, take some pics snorkeling and lets see what's doing.
     
  19. gwartney

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    Going to Ft. Lauderdale with an aching in my heart. Someone told me there's a girl out there in a beach dive bar with love in her eyes and the ability to make change for a 20 in her purse.
     
  20. Gas Face

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    Go to Sebastian Street beach and ask where you can go snorkeling.