Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rat Face, Jul 18, 2016.
what should I do?
If your leaky girlfriend still isn't taking your calls, I'd say get laid- a lot!!!
beware of tranny zikas
I have bug spray 98.11% deet.
Hello Lat Face
Hey there Drac!
Go to old town San Juan. There's a really cool fort and the home around there are all bright pastel colors. Also, there are two places that claim to be the inventor of the Pina Colada. Find one of them and try them. You'll be addicted. I bet I was drinking at least 5 a day while I was there. I have the larger size of pants to prove it. There is also a rain forest outside of San Juan. I wasn't impressed with any of their casinos but you might like it if you give them a try.
watch your hubcaps
Thanks! Ill report my findings.
Try not to get stabbed. The economy there is in the shitter.
Ill be staying at the Waldorf Astoria so hopefully Ill be insulated from that. But yeah...I'll avoid that...
El Conquistador? I would wear one of those conquistador helmets, like a boss.
Visit the old fort El Morro in old town San Juan, visit the El Yunque National Rain Forest, Bacardi plant, bang a cute puertorican girl with nice DSL's and a bubble butt make sure to wear rubbers. Spend most of your time at the resort in the lazy river, beach or casino.
I went there on 5 hours notice with my brother 10 years ago. Only remember a few things, though. We didn't even have a hotel room. Bar hopped all night and slept on the beach during the day. First thing I remember was stepping off the plane onto the tarmac and we got flooded by guys selling weed and sunglasses. Other thing I remember is waking up and it was down pouring. I just fell back asleep. I still have two disposable cameras I took pics with, but never got developed. Maybe to late.
get those pics developed stat and post em.
I'm afraid too
cmon they could be epic.
I'm sure they are.
Ok.....ill do it