Going to puerto rico

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  1. Rat Face

    Rat Face Well-Known Member

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    what should I do? :dontknow:
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    If your leaky girlfriend still isn't taking your calls, I'd say get laid- a lot!!!
     
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    Rat Face Well-Known Member

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    :bounce:
     
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    beware of tranny zikas
     
  5. Rat Face

    Rat Face Well-Known Member

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    I have bug spray 98.11% deet. :chair:
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Hello Lat Face
     
  7. Rat Face

    Rat Face Well-Known Member

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    Hey there Drac! :bigwave:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Go to old town San Juan. There's a really cool fort and the home around there are all bright pastel colors. Also, there are two places that claim to be the inventor of the Pina Colada. Find one of them and try them. You'll be addicted. I bet I was drinking at least 5 a day while I was there. I have the larger size of pants to prove it. There is also a rain forest outside of San Juan. I wasn't impressed with any of their casinos but you might like it if you give them a try.
     
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    watch your hubcaps
     
  10. Rat Face

    Rat Face Well-Known Member

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    Thanks! Ill report my findings. :thumbup2:
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Try not to get stabbed. The economy there is in the shitter.
     
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    Rat Face Well-Known Member

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    Ill be staying at the Waldorf Astoria so hopefully Ill be insulated from that. But yeah...I'll avoid that...:snicker:
     
  13. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    El Conquistador? :lo5: I would wear one of those conquistador helmets, like a boss.

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  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Visit the old fort El Morro in old town San Juan, visit the El Yunque National Rain Forest, Bacardi plant, bang a cute puertorican girl with nice DSL's and a bubble butt make sure to wear rubbers. Spend most of your time at the resort in the lazy river, beach or casino. :beer:
     
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    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member

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    I went there on 5 hours notice with my brother 10 years ago. Only remember a few things, though. We didn't even have a hotel room. Bar hopped all night and slept on the beach during the day. First thing I remember was stepping off the plane onto the tarmac and we got flooded by guys selling weed and sunglasses. Other thing I remember is waking up and it was down pouring. I just fell back asleep. I still have two disposable cameras I took pics with, but never got developed. Maybe to late.
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    get those pics developed stat and post em.
     
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    I'm afraid too
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    cmon they could be epic.
     
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    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure they are.

    Ok.....ill do it
     
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