going to see artie in sept....

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by wanker, Jul 13, 2013.

  1. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    :cheer:

    any hecking tips or trix for the best putdowns?
     
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    Have you thought about not going? That would be the best way to put him down.
     
  3. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    nope im going and thats that:c
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Take care, brush ya hair!
     
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    Throw devil dogs at him if it's a bad set.
     
  6. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    im kidding yall, i woouldnt heckle artie



    hes my fav-OR-iteeeee..


    plus paid a bit to get close to stage:c
     
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    Well, for your sake, hopefully Mike Boschetti won't be opening for Artie. You do *not* want to get too close... you may get sucked in by that fat bastard's gravitational pull & start orbiting him. :nooo:
     
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    Can you imagine the slobber flying out of his mouth and into the crowd?
     
  9. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    omg...


    i hope mike is there but i dont think artie wud take him on the road....yet
     
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    tell him he stabbed whatever organ made him funny.

    or

    ask him to urinate/defecate into a trash can.
     
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