Going to see my doctor tomorrow

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  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    How do I tell him I want to start a testosterone regiment?
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    cool story, bro
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Doc, can we check my testosterone levels? I feel tired all the time, and I'm basically hairless.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yea you're not a funny guy at all
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    tell him you were watching Raw 1000 with people at the Saloon and you were having gay thoughts.
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Shit, I have too much of that stuff. I can still fuck like 4 times a day and find myself humping my body pillow in the middle of the night. Plus I'm ripped and huge and have enormous balls.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He isn't going to give it to you unless he runs a test and finds you low.
     
  8. Habit Forming

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    That's my goal. Now it's all one and done.
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    just think about how much easier life would be if you didn't have to think about getting laid all the time.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    no shit
     
  11. Habit Forming

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    Yep.
     
  12. lao tzu

    lao tzu New Member Banned User

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    show him the giant pussy between your legs, he'll understand.....
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Have him test you. If he won't give it to you, there are tons of new "wellness" clinics popping up all over the place. Everything has a price.
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    He will do whatever you want because he is a doctor and he wants to make as much money off you as possible.
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    :eek: :wub: :eek:
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    FTM is still campaigning!
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Only one of those facts is true







































    the body pillow part
     
  18. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Change.

    I'll take it! :c
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    My psychiatrist sent me to an endocrinologist, since lowered testosterone levels can exacerbate depression.

    If your health care insurance has open access, just skip the primary care physician and go directly to an endocrinologist.

    ETA: In some cases, lowered testosterone can also be a cause of depression.
     
  20. Boss Ono

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    Will this regiment be doing a lot of marching? You need to tell this to your doctor.

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