Going to see my grandma at the family farm today

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Stayed at my sister in laws condo downtown Madison last night and now headed to ye olde family farm. Kids wanna feed some animals Should be fun
     
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    Fuck a goat when you is there
     
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    They don't have goats :bigcry:
     
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    have a great time shine
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    aight then a chicken , yo.
     
  6. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    Oooh that smell! :pig:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Well life on the farm was kinda Bubba Sue!
     
  8. Shine

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    They are kinda hard to catch.... Will you settle for me getting oral from a calf?
     
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    dip grandmas dentures in some piss
     
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    I wish someone would fuck me...:bigcry:
     
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    Nah, Wisconsin is cowshit, not pig shit.

    About what town are you going to shine? I pretty versed on great Wisconsin stops. I'm there either riding my bike, fishing or snowmobiling at least 20 times a year.
     
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    Goddammit goat, getting laid is one of the easiest things to do. You don't have your sites set on a model or anything, you just have to get out there, try, if you fail, try again.
     
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    when I think of farms I think of that toy with the pull string and it made all the sounds of the lovely animals
    and then when I got bit older they told me I had been eating them :facepalm:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    gramma growing crops????
    how is her shit really?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    do they have goats? i want one.
     
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    that was my first thought. but i was thinking cow.
     
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    subscribe to Sirius
     
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    Yeeeeee Hahhhh

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    last time i seen grandma, i had to spend 2 days cleaning fucking cobweb out of that musty cunt