Going to Taco Johns for lunch

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Going to Taco Johns for lunch - The results

    Yesterday's thread started it and that's all I have been thinking about this morning. I can't wait until Noon, I may have to go early. No way I'm getting those Tater Tots that they sell though.
     
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    "Taco Johns" sounds like a bowel issue.
     
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    I'm getting hungry too.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I think it may give me a bowel issue. It's a fast food Taco joint here in Illinois. Never seen it before but there was a thread on it yesterday and it sounded pretty good for fast food Mex.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    "Oh man I had a bad case of the Taco Johns last night... had to light a whole book of matches."
     
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    "I thought I could make it home but I totally Taco Johns'd my pants right in the car... it was awful."
     
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    The Potato Oles are the best part. I like to dip them in salsa and hot taco sauce. Sometimes my man will order a little cup of nacho cheese and I dip a few into that.

    Its the reason to go there in the first place.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    The maid in my hotel room looked in disgust at the remnants of my Taco John all over the bowl.
     
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    "Can't make it in to the office today boss, got the Taco Johns."
     
  10. HAL

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    Get a fish sandwich from Wendy's.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    As he watched the taco john run down the inside of his leg, he wished he hadn't worn shorts today and gone commando.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I had one yesterday. It was delicious. I wish I had taken a picture of it so you could see size of the actual filet vs the one in the ad.
     
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    "God damn Taco Johns!"

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    Look for Mario trolling in the Parking lot.
     
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    Goddammit why did you have to mention tacos...now I am tundry...

    In the spirit of this thread "I got the Taco Jones For Taco John's"


    BTW, never heard of 'em...
     
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    Taco Johns.

    What you eat, and where you go 2 minutes later.
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I am sitting in the conference room as I type this with a telephone earbud in my ear. Gotta do it through Thursday, at least.

    I do get breaks in case I need to go take a Taco John.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Taco Johns is right on par with Taco Bueno. Much better than Taco Bell but nothing to crow about. I had a crispy taco and a beef burrito.
     
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    taco bell = dogshit mixed with cat meat
     
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    Why don't you tell us what you really think, sir. :c