WTF Gold Bond are fucking liars

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DDragon, Sep 19, 2016.

  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    It clearly says 'no mess' on the can but when you spray it on your body it leaves a powdery mess. I should sue them or ask for a refund.:dontknow:
     
  2. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    Yikes! Isn't it dangerous to inhale that?
     
  3. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    No need to return it.
    Spray it on a fat bitch and aim for the wet spot.
     
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  4. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    This stuff is the best:

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  5. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove Gold

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    What do you expect? This is the shit they used to treat Lincoln. His ass died.
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Who is looking at your taint all day anyway?
     
  7. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Does it get caked on taint wrinkles?
     
  8. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    I bet it cakes on the wet pubes & turns into dingleberries.
     
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  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :owned:
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Like ll cool j's pits during his unplugged rendition of "mama said knock you out?"

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  11. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    :puke:
     
  12. iceguy

    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    Keep it smooth and you'll have no worries. :grad:

    Or, don't get wet.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Shit just got real[​IMG]