Gold digging 101

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Listen, even though these are older, these videos should be studied by future gold diggers. I have to give Beth and Katie credit. They know how to give the right answers.




    1. When asked about upcoming marriage, just say it's all been BLISS AND LAUGHTER for years and it will continue that way.

    2.When asked what you have going for you coming up. Always say, "so many things, THAT I CAN NOT TALK ABOUT!". Pretend your "projects" are top secret government things that can't be talked about in an interview. :snicker: :snicker:

    Ummmm, what where her top secret projects in 2008??? :snicker:

    3. When asked about your wedding plans to your sugar daddy, just reply, "They're going...going....they're going...they're going."

    Katie Lee...



    1.When Polo player Nacho is brought up, clearly come across that you're into him. Who else is into Nacho? [​IMG]

    2. When an interviewer says that you got married a short while ago. (Fair enough statement). Cut them off and say four years is NOT A SHORT TIME because you're getting out of the situation soon. 10 years...nah...20 years...nah....30 years...nah. FOUR freaking years is short to goldie Katie Lee! :snicker: :snicker:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Damn, I was ready for colorized pictures of gold mines.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Great find! Katie Lee sounds worse than Beth. Came to NYC on a mission. Mission accomplished.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker: Sorry short.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Katie Lee knew exactly who she was scamming.

    http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/60236/

    " She didn’t really know who he was, but her friend did and suggested they all go to the bar for a drink."


    How do you not know who Billy Joel is????!! :snicker:

    Sound familiar? Didn't she send Beth to the party Howard was at?
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    ....didn't you meet at the Peninsula Hotel?....

    ....um yeah, next question.
     
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    She got that one from every penny stock I've ever bought. Or did they get it from her.......hmmmmmmmm
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She wanted his money, not to be with him, talk about him or spend time in interviews about him. :snicker:
     
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    Every single person in the Katie Lee video needs to be punched in the face. Every one of them.
     
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    I thought the same thing!
     
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  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    It's the Hamptons. Mostly, the most pretentious people ever. A lot of gold diggers.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Hey, I made my bones doing sports and Beth threads when I first came here! :snicker:
     
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    Great minds think alike!
     
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    I hate to break it to you but there's a lot of young girls out there who'd have no clue who Billy Joel is.
    (although you're right about Katie Lee.....she did her homework)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Listen, you could be right Grey, but c'mon in my opinion, who doesn't know a Billy Joel song? If Katie Lee was a young little girl, I'd say OK. She was 21 when she met Joel. She never heard a Billy Joel song by 21 yrs old? She worked in the Hamptons before she met Joel. That's his stomping ground.
     
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    If she were a gold digger, why hasn't she cashed out? Howard's biggest money years were with her, she'd be set for life :dontknow:
     
  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Because Katie Lee never wanted media fame, just money and Hamptons. Beth wants fame. Without Howard, she doesn't have that.

    Funny these two young girls(best friends) got with old Joel and Stern and their lifestyle. Funny that Katie led Beth to the party with Stern.


    [​IMG]
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    alright, you got me.....she grew up in the 80s so she'd at least remember We Didn't Start The Fire. she's a bit older than I thought. but a 20 year old girl today wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Maybe a young girl today but Katie hung out in the Hamptons. They play Joel music out there in every restaurant and bar.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    i'm checking out Wikipedia pages and Katie is only 4 years older than Billy's daughter.
    that is kind of creepy