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  1. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    So the wife and kid are out of town this week visiting her sister. I get stuck at home because of work. Late the other night I'm bored and decide to pound one out. To help in that quest I grab a bottle of lotion sitting on the nightstand. It said Jergens on it but I didn't realize it was that instant tanning shit. So...I wake up the next day with a golden rod and hand...pwned myself! :facepalm:
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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  3. Bro

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    Who the fuck jerks off with lube?

    Fucking perverts in here.
     
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    i think the medical term for that is oompaloompa dick
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    You just got 'Snookied'!
     
  6. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    actually a good description.
     
  7. Bro

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    At least it wasn't glue. :c
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    I'm sure you don't consider pizza grease lube...
     
  9. Bro

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    Are you kidding? I lube my wife with a slice of pizza before we fuck.
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    :lunch:
     
  11. Bro

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    I rub that shit all up in her snatch.

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