WTF Golden Showers of Florida

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  1. Spudboy

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    Bobo out
     
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    A Florida woman accused of shoplifting more than $2,100 worth of clothes from several outlet stores left her cell phone and a puddle of urine at the crime scene, according to police.

    Deputies with the Walton County Sheriff's Office arrested Brooke Amber Sutton, 27, on Feb. 1 after finding stolen designer jeans and costume jewelry in her car, according to a news release.

    Sutton was charged with two counts of felony retail theft and booked into Walton County Jail in Miramar Beach, located in northeast Florida, on a $5,000 bond.
     
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    Meth.

    Not even ONCE.
     
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    How is this possible? She's NOT A REFUGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
     
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    GUILTY. Crazy eyes.


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    I love a good urine story
     
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    I don't know how to do a fancy post like yours.
     
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    Police: Florida woman accused of shoplifting left cell phone, puddle of urine at outlet mall

    Better than a puddle of mud
     
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    The best part is that the husband provided the vehicle ID to the cops.

    That folks is a strong marriage. And for all the crap Floridians take, I want that to be a lesson to you all about good citizenship.

    If only my ex-wife had been a meth-crazed shoplifter, things might have worked out. :(