Gonna be a hot one in SoCal today. Any lady salooners wanna come over & skinny dip?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    You have a pool?

    How the fuck aren't you getting laid? I dreamed of having a pool as a bachelor.

    Women come over and get down to what is essentially their panties and bra.

    No idea how you haven't capitalized on that one, GP. You can't be THAT disgusting.

    Or are you?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Trust me I am. :(
     
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    Gary are you asking dudes to skinny dip?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Of course not. I clearly said Lady Salooners in the thread title.
     
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    99 yuk. I know I am I. The minority but give me 70s or under. I hate the heat. But for watching girls it is good!
     
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    i had a pool. unless you are rich and can pay someone to maintain it daily, its not worth the hassle.
    having a friend with a pool is much better
     
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    I have a pool... anyone want to hold me under water while I toss off ?
     
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    Oh and to clarify, i dont have a pool. I have a hot tub.
     
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    bacteria tub
     
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    Need to borrow duc tape. . Rope and a shovel?
     
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    Me too. But I am old and married so I am the only one who uses it.
     
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    I've looked at the saltwater pools and they seem a lot easier to maintain.

    The thing about a pool is not whether it would be used in the first year or two but whether it would be consistently used after that "new" period. I don't have kids, don't plan on having them, so to make it worth it I'd have to dedicate almost all my spare time to "enjoying" the pool to feel like I'm getting my money's worth.
     
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    Scroll to the left, lets see what other cities are in there.
     
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    Take the ride down south I loaded two surfboards on the truck today and they won't see me here at work past 11
     
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    GuadaLaHabra? Were you friends with the Octomom? Maybe she'd be down for a return visit?
     
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    It's currently 41 degrees and raining here. Fuck you, GaryPuppet. Fuck you right up your sunburned asshole.
     
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    No I wasnt friends with Octomom. But i did see her once pushing 3 of her little monsters around in a stroller around town.

    She moved out though. She's somewhere in Palmdale or Lancaster now.
     
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