Gonna get a 1 hour deep tissue massage while my nephews are at Disneyland...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    at an asian massage joint. Everything hurts. These kids are exhausting!

    Hoping for a happy ending.

    Wish me luck!
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    They let kids near you?
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Best of luck.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Back off.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I hope you did some research ahead of time to see if they offer that "service". If not, could be an awkward conversation.

    Good luck.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    lestanyonethink Hey, how do I know Connie? VIP Gold

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    Hope you hit it out of the park Gar' :)
     
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    you don't hope for a happy ending you pay for one :jj:
     
  9. Mojopin

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    You're right. I should not be so insensitive. It's not the DawgShed way.
     
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    roll over on your back with a boner and I'm sure she will take care of the kid!......for a extra fee of course!
     
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    Would this be your first female induced 'release' Gary? If so, good luck dude!
     
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    The one time I did get a massage was at a professional joint at a hotel, the girl was definitely on the the up and up and knew her shit. I felt embarrassed because I naturally had a boner and the feeling I had was that I looked like a perv.

    I mean come on if a girl is touching and rubbing you up and down you're going to get stiff no matter what.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    I'm sure @wife is a whore is more knowledgeable about this, but there is a website that will tell you which massage parlors give out the happy endings...
     
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  14. wife is a whore

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    http://www.aampmaps.com/

    Only go to a joint w/ a table shower, and lift your hips while she's washing your ass crack.

    When they ask if you have been there before, say "Not this place, but others."

    Try to get full service for $100 and let her talk you up from there. If she wants too much, try BJ for $100 or hand job for $40.
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Good luck, Uncle Buck.
     
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    Didn't Sal create an app for this?


    Oh and what WIAW said.

    :secret:
     
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    Goodfella Well-Known Member

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    That link is pretty lame if it only shows 1 place in Atlantic City....
     
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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    It was the first google search result. I used to use local message boards to scope out which rub and tugs were worth the time and money, but some shit went down when websites were sold and databases stolen, so there is no real aggregation of reviews. Oh, and with a nearby full service R&T getting shutdown and FS strip joint, dudes are tighter lipped on extras, convinced cops monitor the sites and used the info to take em down. The R&T was across the street from a school, so I have no idea how it lasted so long to begin with.
     
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    Try Rowland Heights.
     
  20. Goodfella

    Goodfella Well-Known Member

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    I think Spa hunters is pretty updated and reliable. I see it referred to from other boards.