Good Day LA's Julie Chang jumps up on a chair and nearly shows her fortune cookie

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;RWosjZ_uEmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWosjZ_uEmE&feature=youtu.be[/video]

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  2. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Looks like a Zapruder sequence.
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I would put my chopstick in her mouth.
     
  4. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I just wore the heads out on my laptop :dog:
     
  5. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    She is very rovery.
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Her piss-flaps went back, and to the left. BACK...and to the left.
     
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    In the words of "Wood-Yi":

    ''I have a panda in my pants, want to pet him?''
    ''Let's reenact Word War II, I'm going to explode my atomic bomb in your Nagasaki.''
    ''I spent .49 a month to feed you, now it's time for a little payback.''
    ''Shut up and pleasure me!''
    ''I want to put my samurai sword into your Japanese flower.''
    ''Want to sing Karaoke while I give you oral?''
    ''Your sushi better not smell too fishy.''
    ''I need to check you with my fingers. A boy of your nation fooled me once.''
    ''Walk on my back, finish me with your feet and then do my taxes.''
    ''No Viagra necessary, they don't call me Wood Yi for no reason.''
    ''If you make me happy I'll buy you your own nail salon.''
    ''Let me rock you vagina with my personal cruise missile.''
    ''Want to pull off your panties and sit on my nose?''
    ''Is that your perfume or do I smell fried shrimp roll?''
    ''If you bangie me, I buy you big screen TV.''
    ''Hey Yoko, want to poko?''
    ''Confucius say woman who stand on hands bound to have crack up.''
    ''Did I tell you my DNA tastes like smoked eel?''
    ''If you ever need toilet paper, remember I have a tongue.
    ''Let me bang the slant out of your eyes.''
    ''Let me put my chopstick in your fortune cookie.''
    ''I cried when I heard Connie Chung was canceled.''
    ''Let me put my key in your gook ignition.''
    ''Do you shave? I bet it's as smooth as a Chinese plum.''
    ''Stop staring at my dog, I'll buy you a sandwich if you're hungry.''
    ''Are you sick or are you always this yellow?''
    ''Can you really see with those funny looking eyes?''
     
  8. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    What the fuck are robster craws???
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    My sauce is now on side.
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    They just need "cleaning." #jizzbegone
     
  11. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    she could snap a backbone with those shears
     
  12. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I wonder if she mows her grassy knoll?
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Did someone put a tack on her chair?
     
  14. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    She knew exactly what she was doing, hence the eyes kept firmly on the monitor. Female morning news anchors (especially the ones in L.A.) are a bunch of attention whores.
     
  16. Rodney21a

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    Yep I bet she has tons of self snaps of her snapper and probably squats over a mirror to flick her bean.
     
  17. bucketbuddy

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    they had great writers on the show once. wonder who they were?
     
  18. Robert Higgins

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    Me so horney, love you long time.

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    Howard isn't too BOOO KOO
     
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    Ancient Chinese secret, huh?