Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Dec 29, 2011.
A more important holiday than Festivus even, when you get right down on it. Know'm sayin? Mm hmmm?
They sampled hanukah.
What do the 7 candles stand for?
Is Quanza like Hanukkah with the candle thing?
The first candle is probably for watermelon, then the next night fried chicken is the blessed night. Followed by number 3: lottery tickets. 4 is probably big booty white women. 5 has to be grape soda. 6 is probably liquor stores. And 7 is the government.
The candles are like the teardrop tattoos they get in prison. Something to do with how many people they killed or robbed, pretty sure.
That's right. Blame all on me, ya bastard. I hope your toilet bowl explodes
On the seven days of kwanzaa my true love gave to me
On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me......A Tyson Fryer in my date tree
On da second day of Kwaaaaaaaaanza my bitch be given me ... paternity test results, and a Tyson Fryer in my date tree.
That's Warmth's future son in law
The geezer's already in bed.