Good Evening And Happy Kwanzaa Mah Niggas

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  1. MrWarmth

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    A more important holiday than Festivus even, when you get right down on it. Know'm sayin? Mm hmmm?

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  3. Stone Cold

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    shalommalekem
     
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    They sampled hanukah.
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    Alekka shalom
     
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    What do the 7 candles stand for?
     
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    Charming Negro
     
  8. Mur

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    Is Quanza like Hanukkah with the candle thing?
     
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    The first candle is probably for watermelon, then the next night fried chicken is the blessed night. Followed by number 3: lottery tickets. 4 is probably big booty white women. 5 has to be grape soda. 6 is probably liquor stores. And 7 is the government.
     
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    The candles are like the teardrop tattoos they get in prison. Something to do with how many people they killed or robbed, pretty sure.
     
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  13. MrWarmth

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    That's right. Blame all on me, ya bastard. I hope your toilet bowl explodes
     
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    On the seven days of kwanzaa my true love gave to me :ghp:
     
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    On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me......A Tyson Fryer in my date tree
     
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    On da second day of Kwaaaaaaaaanza my bitch be given me ... paternity test results, and a Tyson Fryer in my date tree.
     
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    That's Warmth's future son in law
     
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    The geezer's already in bed. :giggle: