Entertainment Good family-friendly movies/shows on Netflix/Amazon?

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  1. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    My 70 year old mother-in-law is visiting. I made the mistake of tuning into an especially raunchy episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm after dinner, wherein Larry discusses eating pussy with Crazy Eyes Killa -- who said the best pussy is Asian pussy. (mother-in-law is Chinese).

    She got up and left.

    Any suggestions to entertain this old broad and not be bored out of my mind at the same time?
     
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    Call the Midwife!!! You may not like it, but she will...

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    My mom liked 'Philomena'.
     
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    Try Pulp Fiction, it's currently on Netflix. She will love it.
     
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    Does she have any good dumpling receipts
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Real heart warmer, called The Human Centipede.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Seriously, try Vice Principals on HBO. There's a character on it that I'm sure she can relate to.
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    Stranger Things
    Longmire
    House of Cards

    Cruise the documentaries.......
    Man on Wire
    King of Kong
    Exit Through the Giftshop
    .....etc.....

    Not all 'G' rated but nothing too crazy.
     
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    Take her to a titty bar. :grad:
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Shameless... US or British.
     
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    Brits have zero shame.
     
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    Affirmative on that :hw:
     
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    Does she like blowing the occasional rail of cocaine? If so, have her watch Narcos.
     
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    Tarantino is right up there with Walt Disney himself for family friendly flicks.
     
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    mozart in the jungle
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    Orange is the new black
     
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    Those old Asian broads love Korean soap operas. I am sure they have something on Netflix.
     
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    We've been watching The Wonder Years. Can't get much more wholesome and feel-good than that.
     
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    I follow the US version, so I thought I would check out the original UK version to see what it's like. I couldn't get through one show, the acting was over the top with them saying FUCK at least a few hundred times in the first half of the show, let alone trying to understand their atrocious mush mouth version of the English language.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Absolutely, but strangley, my cat is missing.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Some good recommendations, thanks :beer: