Good, glad he's dead

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Fuckin' asshole decides to off himself with no regard to innocents that may have been driving or walking below...Cocksucker douchebag, burn in hell

    Man jumps to his death from downtown Manhattan luxury apartment building, is decapitated: witnesses
    BY Erica Pearson , Chris Sommerfeldt , Thomas Tracy
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Published: Thursday, May 28, 2015, 12:27 PM
    Updated: Thursday, May 28, 2015, 6:09 PM
    [​IMG] Todd Maisel/New York Daily News
    Police investigate the grisly scene where an unidentified man leaped from a luxury apartment building near the Battery Tunnel Thursday.
    A man leaping from a luxury lower Manhattan apartment building met a grisly end Thursday when he was decapitated after crashing into a railing, horrified witnesses said.

    The unidentified man jumped from a West St. building at about 11 a.m., officials said. His body exploded apart after it hit the railing bordering Battery Place and the underpass that leads to FDR Drive — leaving stunned onlookers covered in blood.

    “There were body parts all over the floor,” said Hans Peler, 48, manager of the GGMC parking garage, which stands just a few feet from the gory scene. "Blood was all over (my employee’s) shirt. I sent him straight home. He was very upset," said Peler. "It's terrible, man."

    Body parts may have also hit or bounced off a Honda CRV that stopped short on the roadway and remained at the scene, witnesses said.

    “I don’t know where he came from! I don’t know where he came from!” a passenger of the SUV was heard screaming.

    Witness Mario Mroczkowski, 37, said the impact was so bad, the man's body was left in pieces.

    "I got close, but when I looked, all I saw were body parts ... guts everywhere," Mroczkowski said. "He hit the railing and got his head cut off."

    Taxi driver Tony Santos, 45, was in his SUV in front of the Ritz-Carlton across the street when he was startled by the sound of the body's impact.
     
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    R.I.P. funnyman





    gross.
     
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    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Last week a woman jumped from the 20th floor of the now closed Riviera hotel. The auction sale had been going on. Evidently she fell right on to the pool area. Gross, but at least she did not tie up traffic.o_O
     
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    Yuck.
    That's gotta hurt.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I'd do an open casket for the fella.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    But he could have easily killed someone
     
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    What a selfish bastard.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I'm just falling apart over this story.
     
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    Too bad he didn't land on Howard.
     
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    he always wanted to make a splash
     
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    he was the head of a major corporation
     
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    Now he's just a head.
     
  14. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Ironic, now headless of a major corp.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    :haha::backlol2:
     
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    ewwww
     
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    ..he's falling to pieces
     
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    At least he died doing what he loved. Spreading joy and body parts to total strangers.
     
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    All jokes aside, and some are pretty clever, you really have to be in a very dark place to take your life, espessially in such a violent, public manner. Unless you've personally been in such a dark place, you'll never completely understand - it's born from many things, including, desperation, hopelessness, self loathing, a desire to punishment oneself, feeling of failure, and / or several other possible reasons, but cowardness is not one of them.
     
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