Good lord in heaven, is this really about to happen?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Am I really going to eat some ice cream out of a 'waffle bowl'? I am going to eat out of a serving dish that I can then in turn eat?

    If I didn't have to wash the spoon, this would be the most perfect thing in the history of mankind!

    OMG!!


    :c
     
  2. Sternac

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    you're gonna get laid?
     
  3. Sternac

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    forget it. shouldve read your op.
     
  4. sweatdaddy

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    sounds good bruh
     
  5. Gwarn1

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    If it feels good do it, weekend chriza
     
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    Yes Dave, ice cream cones have existed in an edible state for quite some time now.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Those aluminum cones were horrible.
     
  8. Daemon

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    Back in Dave's day, ice cream cones were made out of rocks. So was the ice cream.
     
  9. freds

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    whippersnapper.
     
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    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to ** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
    Flash forward 10 minutes later, my 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

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    I wish I could get so excited about ice cream.
     
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    :bs:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Dave is a fairy.
     
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    Dave once told Baskins and Robbins that 3 flavors were plenty
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    fyi, I still haven't cleaned the spoon. :fil:
     
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  17. Daveindiego

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    If I hadn't eaten the bowl, I wouldn't have washed it either.

    :c
     
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    I wonder how ice cream would be in a bacon bowl

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  19. DroppingLoads

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    amazing!
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Daddy want. :c