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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is this the world's most jealous woman? Debbi, 42, forces 30-year-old fiancé to take a lie detector test every time he leaves house - and bans him from watching TV in case he's attracted to another girl

    Debbi Wood checks Steve Wood's phone, email and bank statements
    He is even forbidden from looking at pictures of women in magazines
    She suffers from Othello Syndrome which causes delusional jealousy
    Ban on watching The Weakest Link 'in case he fancies Anne Robinson'
    She has changed her surname to his in anticipation of marrying him



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  2. Shivvy

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    best pussy that dudes ever gonna get
     
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    This is your future, Chriza.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I rule so hard at othello
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj: Yeah you can tell that guy is a real ladies man, too!
     
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    :facepalm: inbreds
     
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    That little fruit has a bigger problem than she does if he sticks around for that kind of stuff.
     
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    Ain't no pussy on earth worth dealing with that shit
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A woman who makes her fiancé take a lie detector test to prove he has been faithful every time he leaves the house has been diagnosed with a rare condition that causes delusional jealousy.
    Debbi Wood, 42, of Leicester, is so paranoid that her partner Steve Wood, 30, will stray that she also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day for evidence of infidelity.
    Mr Wood, who started dating Miss Wood in 2011 after they met through a friend, is even banned from watching women on television or looking at pictures of them in magazines.

    Doctors have discovered that Miss Wood is suffering from Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder which causes sufferers to believe their partners have been unfaithful - even without evidence.

    She said: ‘I’m relieved to finally know what’s wrong with me but I still have a long way to go. Even if Steve pops out for 15 minutes to buy a pint of milk, I make him take a lie detector test as soon as he gets home.
    ‘I get so worried that he’s been eyeing up the shop assistant that I just have to know the truth.
    Problematic: Miss Wood said t her jealousy got worse when the pair moved in together as she tried to monitor Mr Wood's every move
    Problematic: Miss Wood said t her jealousy got worse when the pair moved in together as she tried to monitor Mr Wood's every move
    ‘I think he’s gorgeous, but that’s not the issue - it’s about whether or not I can trust him not to look at other women while he is out on his own.
    ‘I don’t want him thinking they’re hot. If you’re in a relationship and you’re happy with your partner, you should only have eyes for that person.’
    Miss Wood, who spent ten years in the US, moved back to Britain three years ago after her long-term relationship broke down, leaving her devastated.
    She was so heartbroken that she vowed to never get into another relationship - and experts believe the emotional trauma triggered her illness.
    Miss Wood was living in her native Scotland when a mutual friend introduced her to Mr Wood on Facebook a year later.
    After exchanging messages for several weeks, she travelled to London where the pair enjoyed their first date.
    She said: ‘I knew we were meant to be a couple when we shared our first kiss under London Bridge. I didn’t mean to fall in love again after my last relationship but Steve stole my heart.
    ‘The only problem was that we lived so far apart. We started to get serious and made plans to move in together but I then discovered that Steve had been seeing another girl around the time we’d first met.
    ‘He claimed he didn’t think we were exclusive because of the distance and I forgave him but I started to doubt whether or not he could be faithful.’
    Miss Wood, who also suffers from bipolar and body dysmorphic disorders, added that her jealousy got worse when the pair moved in together as she tried to monitor Mr Wood’s every move.
    She installed child-proof filters on his laptop and mobile phone to stop him looking at explicit pictures of women and banned him from watching any television programmes featuring women.



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    Handsome couple.
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Miss Wood said: ‘One night, an advert for a women’s razor came on television and I felt panicky thinking that Steve was eyeing the model up.
    'The only thing that could put my mind at rest was banning him from watching any programmes that have women in them.
    ‘Now, I won’t even let him watch The Weakest Link in case he fancies Anne Robinson but I’m scared he’ll have a sneaky look when I’m in another room.
    ‘That’s why I decided to order the lie detector online. It was my only way of knowing for sure if Steve’s eyes were wandering. In general, he’s quite truthful but I have caught him lying a few times about looking at other women.’
    Miss Wood was diagnosed with Othello Syndrome earlier this year in September and her condition has affected her so much that she has barely left the house in six months.
    She has been prescribed anti-anxiety medication and is having therapy to deal with her issues, after which she hopes to marry Mr Wood, who proposed earlier this year.
    Miss Wood has already taken his surname as her own, in anticipation of the wedding. She has also been researching Othello Syndrome and hopes to start a support group for other sufferers.





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  14. Mack

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    She'd better suck his dick everyday for that shit.
     
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    She sounds like a keeper.
     
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    It's cool, they can have each other .....
     
  17. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Never knew leadz had such a beautiful girlfriend
     
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    It also looks like she suffers from more than Othello Syndrome. Oreo Syndrome, Bangers and Mash Syndrome, and many more.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    Othello syndrome = fat insecure woman
     
  20. RobsDad

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    She needs to suffer from Falling 3 Stories Out Of An Open Window Syndrome.