Good Morin......Two-Zero Niner-Twenty Twelve

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I reckon I'd start a morin thread before that This Fucker mucked things up with another lame-o shmutzlach. Enjoy. :)

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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I slept for approximately 2 hours. Now I can't figure out what to do.
     
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    If it was me I would sit and figure out a way to get some MORE sleep

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    I was almost asleep then *PING* wide awake.
     
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    Booze affects the old sleep ticker. Jes sayin <<<tchk tchk>>>>
     
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    Normally I'm nocturnal. But I fell asleep around 1:30 and woke up at 3:30. I don't know if I'm going to sleep at the normal time or if I'll stay up and hit the wall in the afternoon when I should be getting up.
     
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    I gave blood earlier. I think that may have caused me to run out of steam early.

    The girl who took my blood was smoking hot. I was going to ask she wanted me to donate sperm too but you never know what 22 year old girls consider creepy these days.
     
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    Did you flinch when she stuck you? Look away? I always try to impress em. "Lemme see, sweetheart! I LOVES the sight of blood!" Then I laugh like Popeye.
     
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    :rs:
     
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    I didn't flinch but I didn't watch either. I just stare at the ceiling and let her do her thing.
     
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    Sinatra movie on TCM. The Man With The Golden Arm....AKA The Artie Lange Story

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    Did her beewbies rub against you?
     
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    Well the laugh matches the look.
     
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    Sadly no.
     
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    U Jelly?

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    Naw, because I only having fun and don’t take the shit seriously like you do.
     
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    U Jelly. I can tell. Look attcha, ya bastid. I know Jelly....and U JELLY!
     
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    In the year 2525 people will only communicate through smileys
     
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    Who is lumpy?