Good morning bitches

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 25, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    How was your weekend? :mrpeanut:
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    furst
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Sup slut
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    don't remember
     
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  6. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    How was camping?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yesterday I met Miss Chriza for lunch

    I has a double cheeseburger with Tillamook cheese, lettuce, onions, mustard, and special sauce

    Also fries and I asked for extra special sauce to dip them

    No pics :fil:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Thank god!
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I had a 100+ page thread on here, and me and my GF for into a fight (but then made up)
     
  10. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Fuck erybudy. :nocheer:
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Hey I was thinking about feminine perfection, the concept...not the female that rejected Chriza multiple times...and I decided the following is my personification of feminine perfection....

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    Discuss :coffee:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She got a Monte Cristo

    She took half of it home and said I could eat it but I didn't
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    thank god next weekend is Labour Day weekend
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh shit that's right except here in the states we can spell it properly
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Had my draft last night, I got #10 in a 10 team league. Think I came out all right. Chris Johnson, I know I know, I needed a backup for 2 games and then I'm sticking Ray Rice in there.

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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    buncha has beens :facepalm:
     
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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Not a very creative team name :(
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What should I change it to?
     
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    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Friday night a bunch of us drove around in my 75 year old girlfriend's Camaro convertible... eating gelato and flashing tits and shit.
    Saturday, I went to the NA convention but only stayed for an hour because the blacks are just too goddamn loud. Saturday night I babysat and the baby and I made jewelry for his dinosaurs.
    Sunday we went to a shitty brunch they forgot the sausage and the waitress kept calling the cook a "rotten bastard". Watched The Simpsons/has sex all day Sunday then went for awesome sushi at Hokka Hokka, I got a spider roll and an over the moon roll... then we went for peanut butter and mint chocolate chip giant ice cream cones at Bredenbecks.

    It was a good weekend.

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