Good Morning from Beth, Yoda reads the news

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth is coaxing Yoda to do something.

     
    Sep 21, 2014 #1
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    Howard reads the NY TIMES and yoda won't let Beth get to the fall tv preview! :jj:
     
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    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover

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    "Yoda you are so fucking ugly and I am married to a wig wearing pickle-nosed heb and who won't stop whining like a fucking old queen, let's both jump out this window together."Another imaginative conversation between Beefus and her mangy cat. Yes I know, I am already on medication, thank you.
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    That woman needs something to do.
     
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    Rae Stern wouldn't allow pets in the house, and now Yoda is on the fucking table!
     
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    My dog is so cute. But I"m aware that other people don't care.
     
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    That's right. Lead him to the end of the table. Which he can't see because the newspaper is over it. Whoops !

    That'll be good for his heart.

    Fucking idiot. :facepalm:
     
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    I mean, really. Just really. Get a fucking life, you moose!
    :zcoffee:
     
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    I care! I like most dogs more than most people! :yay::cheer2:
     
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    at least one of them can read
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    that dress is ugly
     
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    The other day Hilaria Baldwin tweeted a vid of her baby taking her first steps... But this is just as good, Beth.... :eek: :no:
     
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    she needs to share her cocaine with that lethargic cat
     
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    It's bad karma. Beefus and Howchie faked a bad heart condition so they can have a subject for their children's book. But now Yoda actually has a heart condition and is going to die. Beefus placed him on top of a newspaper to document that Yoda was still alive on September 21. This might be the last we see of him with a confirmed date stamp. The rest will be from a deep catalogue of videos and pics stored on a hard drive. Karma Killed the Kat. (That's my follow-up to the Yoda book).
     
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    Will Beefus be allowed at Rae's funeral? Maybe Rae has a 'do no attend' list similar to Joan Rivers? We certainly haven't heard many stories of the parents visiting. When the parents were in the studio last time, Beefus complained that they never pick up her calls :giggle:
     
    Sep 21, 2014 #16
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