"Yoda you are so fucking ugly and I am married to a wig wearing pickle-nosed heb and who won't stop whining like a fucking old queen, let's both jump out this window together."Another imaginative conversation between Beefus and her mangy cat. Yes I know, I am already on medication, thank you.
That's right. Lead him to the end of the table. Which he can't see because the newspaper is over it. Whoops ! That'll be good for his heart. Fucking idiot.
The other day Hilaria Baldwin tweeted a vid of her baby taking her first steps... But this is just as good, Beth....
It's bad karma. Beefus and Howchie faked a bad heart condition so they can have a subject for their children's book. But now Yoda actually has a heart condition and is going to die. Beefus placed him on top of a newspaper to document that Yoda was still alive on September 21. This might be the last we see of him with a confirmed date stamp. The rest will be from a deep catalogue of videos and pics stored on a hard drive. Karma Killed the Kat. (That's my follow-up to the Yoda book).
Will Beefus be allowed at Rae's funeral? Maybe Rae has a 'do no attend' list similar to Joan Rivers? We certainly haven't heard many stories of the parents visiting. When the parents were in the studio last time, Beefus complained that they never pick up her calls