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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Texas stabbing suspect spits own feces at arresting officers: cops
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, May 11, 2015, 5:31 AM
    [​IMG] Galveston Police Department
    Jonathan Glenn, 29, had been arrested for a stabbing incident in Galveston, Tex., when he allegedly defecated in the back of a police cruiser, stuffed the excrement in his mouth then spat it at the police officers.
    A Texas stabbing suspect pooped in the back of a cop car before scooping the feces into his mouth and spitting it back out at officers, police said.

    Jonathon Glenn was arrested Wednesday morning over the alleged knifing of a man in Galveston the previous evening, reports KTRK.

    The 29-year-old was placed into the cruiser.

    He then allegedly soiled himself, placed the excrement into his mouth and spewed it out at the arresting cops.

    Glenn is then said to have wrapped a seat belt around his throat in what was believed to be an attempt to choke himself.

    Officers cut the belt away and he was taken to jail.

    The suspect is now being held on a $100,000 bond on a charge of aggravated assault, according to Galveston Police Department.

    He'd also been wanted on a kidnapping warrant in Midland, which had a $50,000 bond.

    His alleged stabbing victim remains in critical condition at UTMB-Galveston,
     
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    baci Well-Known Member VIP

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    That boy has a shitty attitude.....................
     
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    Not only does he have shit for brains, he has shit for spit.
     
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    Seems like a normal fellow to me.
     
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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Was he talking shit as well?
     
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    XXXXX Well-Known Member

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    Unusual way of exercising his First Amendment rights...
     
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    THey should have let him steal their gun, he would have shot himself in the head first, then shot at them. I'm not saying he's stupid but that's what I'm saying.
     
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  8. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    How did he have the freedom to use his hands.......And how did the poo get out of his pants......I guess he wasn't wearing any...........
     
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    Scat lives matter!
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Greatest cop move EVA!!!!!!!
     
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    white privilege! it's allowed! :grad:
     
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    there had to have been an accomplice :grad:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Lol
     
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    Yay... it wasn't Florida for once!

    :yay:
     
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    Texas is always battling Florida for the most fucked up news...Florida has a slim lead at bthis point
     
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    i will vote for the first presidential candidate of ANY party who will make part of his/her administration the return of FEDERAL MENTAL HOSPITALS. Goddamn Regan screwed the pooch on that one.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    He's going for an insanity defense. Whether he is or not is the question.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    What does Pooh-Bear have to say about this?
     
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    Hands cuffed behind back still allowing one to grab top of pants and pull down enough to expose anus.
    Shit on seat
    Bend over and suck it up with mouth
    Spit at officers.


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    Even after spitting out a mouth full of shit his breath still smelled better than Baba Booey's
     
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