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  1. remdeprived

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    Man with 140 lbs. testicles unhappy with removal surgery after op leaves him with 1 inch penis



    • From THE SUN
    • Last Updated: 12:39 PM, June 21, 2013
    • Posted: 10:03 AM, June 21, 2013
    A man with 140 lbs. testicles is unhappy after their removal - as the operation left him with a tiny penis.
    Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
    The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles - which weighed more than a baby hippo.
    But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an inch long.
    Speaking exclusively to the Sun, Wesley said: “I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed - but it’s not as simple as that.
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  2. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Christ-on-a-stick. :chair:
     
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    The balls on this guy.
     
  4. Chimney Portions

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    He STILL ain't happy?? Man, that guy's got some pair!
     
  5. Chimney Portions

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    He must be nuts to think he'd walk away from this with a full-sized wang.
     
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    Apparently, he was kind of rude to the nurses after the surgery. They said he was a bit testy.
     
  7. Snotty

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    They make replacement penises..........
     
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    What a sad sack.
     
  9. Eddie Blake

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    Fucking love this song.
    [video=youtube;_W-fIn2QZgg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg[/video]
     
  10. MyLazyHand

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    That black dude in the hoodie looks suspicious.
     
  11. Snotty

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    Psssssssssssssst........It a play on the British term..........They use it as a description of what Cinderella went to...............
     
  12. Snotty

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    The condition is called "Elephantitis"...........
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    I would be delighted if that was me...he can exercise, run, have fun, live life now....
     
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    I'm pretty sure it's "Elephantiasis". :grad:
     
  16. jokeland

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    He should find himself a midget. He'd be nuts over her.
     
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    One inch penis? Jesus, what a kick in the nuts that is!
     
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    hey Einstein you had a 1 inch penis before too- you just couldn't find it

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    Fuck him. Maybe he should have got it treated immediately instead of waiting for years playing the victim. He was told exactly what he would end up with and all the risks associated with the extensive and complicated surgery.