GOOD NEWS!!! Shuli goes on paternity leave

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  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Taking a month off but still has comedy gigs scheduled per his joke of a website.

    He will be back right?
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Shuli get's the good weed, he'll be back.
     
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    Hes around.
     
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    What kind of homo takes paternity leave?
     
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    Fred took one day off, Shuli needs a month, probably with pay. The hack needs to man up and grow a set.
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    A month?!?!
    That's more than men get in the Corporate world.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Wait the show is back on?
     
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    Stern68 mult Banned User

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    Actually, we rarely need paternity leave.....
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........Security........

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm swiping my card but.............

    CLICK...........
     
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    I swear to God I am going to invent a fake child and use it as an excuse to get out of all kinds of shit.
     
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    Gee, when he had his first kid 4 years ago he didn't take 6 weeks off.
    I guess he doesn't have the "eye of the tiger" anymore, or maybe he sees the writing on the wall and figures, WTF, I get to take some time off.
    It's not like he's actually doing anything at work anyway.
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Could he be "Punching Up" Some scripts?
     
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    Let the men speak for themselves, woman.
     
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    He could have saved his vacation days to do it all at once.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    Gotta admit, that was a good one.
     
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    Or taken a combo of vacation and unpaid FMLA leave. Either way we win! :c
     
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    I think I'm liking this new Stern68
     
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    Eye of the yarmulke.
     
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