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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    So anyways when I went to the doctors yesterday I had dropped another 2 lbs I actually went in thinking I had gained weight. The doctor made a startling revelation to me. I mentioned how I was down 130lbs and he said looking at my chart I was actually 520 on my first visit. I had thought 470 was highest weight I was a full 50lbs heavier than I had thought. My BP was awesome 122 over 80. I got a full blood work up done and my cholesterol was extremely good. The one fucked up thing was that even tho i had loss weight my blood sugar is continuing to rise. He is adding me on 2 new meds and said if it doesn't come down I may need to start taking shots.

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  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    What the fuck are you talking about?
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Halloween! VIP

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    My blood pressure is 122 over 78 and I weigh a few stone less. Good on you mate
     
  4. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Gtfo. ...you were never that heavy. And I don't think you're 344. I thought you were skinny dude. That pic everyone says is you....isn't you?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    :jj:
     
  6. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Im confused :(
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Allow me. When Chriza was younger, he was a fatbody, but lost weight as he aged. Here's his fatbody pic:
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    Because you're a fucking retard that's why
     
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    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Is that Hanzi's little brother?
     
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  11. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Woe you're a brilliant comedic mind. Hard to believe you're not a stand-up. Now, kindly go fuck yourself. TIA.