Good story that happened tonight

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    walked into a wal mart. Had to shit. Somebody had taken up handicap stall. Other stall open. Dude was having major noises. Decided no. Waited. Went home. Shit. :ghp::ghp:
     
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    splashwut
     
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    you tube dump

     
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    I hate shitting at work... I hate it if I mis-time my movement... I go to other floors to drop bombs if need be, but i hate to commute, so I live 5 mins from work and can usually get home to shit at lunch

    Public toilet ass is the worst
     
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    I would hate working on "floors".
     
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    After working in high rises I truly look at down town cities like Neo in the matrix, but instead of green monitor characters on a screen, it's shit.

    There are so many people constantly shitting in sky scrapers it would blow your mind.

    It is a matrix of poop
     
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    Lula
     
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    I worked for a bank years ago. I HATED it.
     
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    Yep, then I went to the .gov and it was worse
     
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    Pretty good retirement though ??
     
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    I quit 3 years in
     
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    Retire or quit
     
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    Quit to go back to the private sector... that place was a mess, and likely still is.

    I don't mean to sound righteous or some bullshit, but if you were around SFN in '08 when the shit hit, I was upset, and tried to go solve the mess I had a very small part in creating...

    Regardless, I cared... so I went down the rabbit hole, and it was a little eye opening.

    So yeah, I quit.
     
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    ^^ gave up
     
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    You'll do it when you get there
     
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    I like the cut of your jib.