Good thing Fred Willard didnt beat off at The Dark Knight Rises...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Now THAT would be embarrassing to die with your dick in your hand! :facepalm:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    what are you talking about?

    i plan to super glue my dick to my hand with the last breath in my body before i go ..:toptip:
     
  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, now thats funnY!
     
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    :bigthink

    what about gluing my wife's hand instead :D
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    but i dont know your wife ....
     
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    fine, fine, you have my wife and i'll have your daughter . :c
     
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    Sheiky Baby New Member

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    At least he wasn't the only one popping off in a theatre this week
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    you are going to have to wait a while or that like 18 years plus 9 month at the earliest but sure
     
  9. Elisa Jane

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    What if Howard were in that theater? He said he went to "The Avengers" by himself (although not a midnight showing) but imagine what would happen if Howard were there with the madman shooter...
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    :winner:
     
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