Goodbye y'all

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    @Stevie was off by a week. The world ends today. I'm not sure what time.

    https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/doomsday-revision-predicts-wont-thursday-222549726.html


    Maybe take the day off, just in case?

    Wednesday might be a good day to call in sick and go cross something off your bucket list -- you know, just in case it's your last chance. According to the E-Bible Fellowship, there is a "strong likelihood that October 7, 2015, will be the end of the world."

    That's right. You may never watch another football game, see another season of "The Walking Dead" or get to wear your new Sexy Pizza Rat costume (yes, that's a real thing) to a Halloween party.

    But don't despair just yet, because the track record of this particular End Times prophecy is pretty unimpressive, as witnessed by the fact that I am currently not typing this story from any kind of purgatory, hell or spiritual oblivion...as far as I know.

    See, the E-Bible group's prediction is based on a revision of a far more widely publicized apocalyptic prediction that the Rapture described in the New Testament would take place on May 21, 2011. When the faithful failed to be carried away to a better place on that date, Harold Camping, the California preacher and radio host who had insistently proclaimed it, revised the date by about five months.
     
  2. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  3. wigtropolis

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    time to go fuck some whores
     
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  4. gwartney

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    Glad you made it back into the fold before it all ended.
     
  5. NipplesAndToes23

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    It's been real, bitches.
     
  6. Thelonious Davis

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    Thanks it's good to back.
     
  7. gwartney

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  8. BrulesRules

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    so many people will be upset they never got to witness Schmoopy's return :bigcry:
     
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    You'll do anything to not edit your car show pics. :coffee:
     
  10. gwartney

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    :jj: I've been having so many PC problems. I'm on my second new PC. It has a 4K screen and that messed up Photoshop CS6 really badly because of how close the pixels are together. I finally got Photoshop CC and it works with the 4K screen so I should be able to do something soon.
     
  11. Gomez

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    I'm ready. Take me Jesus.
     
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    :leavecunt:
     
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  13. Scotty4x4

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    If anyone wants some personal info about a particular poster that lives in the Carolina's, feel free to PM me since the world is gonna end today :c


    Just joking, I have no personal info to share!

    @Apple the cat @Anfkid @walterHwhite @WillyBest @EveryoneHatesMops!!
     
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    The grass is NOT getting cut today.
     
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    I never got to try the black whopper :bigcry:
     
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    There is still time man! Live like you want green poop to come out of you as your last earthly action.
     
  18. Mr Sinister

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    They will find my fossilized green stool 10 thousand years from now
     
  19. Thelonious Davis

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    It will be like ambergris for the future mutants.
     
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