Goofy Hand Model Interview

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  1. EndOfLine

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    It's from 2008 - but if you haven't seen it, I recommend it.

    This chick is damaged. :jj:

    When they showed her getting in the elevator I almost shit myself.

     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I defy you to sit through a full dinner, sober, with conversation, with her. Oooof.
     
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    Probably no handys either. :nocheer:
     
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    Hard to believe someone can feel so self important over being a hand model.
     
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    Which would mean no digit insertion either. :(
     
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    Ugh I didn't even think of that.
     
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    Just when you think you've seen it all....
     
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    Some guys would subject themselves to a hell of a lot to just have a chance at some pussy.
     
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    Along comes a Lamda 4 ft tall.
     
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    My take on it was that she thinks suckers are paying her for doing it. Would you turn money down if you could do something worthless and get paid for it? I don't think so.
     
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    The way she theatrically waves and flourishes and turns and poses her hands during this interview, that is not a photo shoot, is like a person who is fluent in sign language speaking to a hearing person while signing every word even though no deaf people are around.
     
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    Jesus, what a self-absorbed cunt.
     
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    I've had people tell me I should be a hand model, but it sounds like a lot of frustration - plus, unless you really get to the top of the field, the money isn't that good. :dontknow:
     
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    I've worked with a bunch of hand models over the years. Luckily none like that. I would told her to shut up 3 minutes into the job.
     
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    The career was going fine until that fateful night when her husband had enough and lost it.
    "Take the god damn gloves off and hang the picture yourself".
     
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    That was funny. What an incredible idiot.
    Am I don't mean she's incredibly stupid.
    I mean she's incredible AND an idiot.
    Just another example of how awesome Seinfeld was BTW
     
  18. Jayla

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    My hands emanate and radiate "This chick cleans way too much."
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Huh. I just get "nuts".
     
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    When I was 23 I was in a bar with my friend and my hands were discovered by a guy that represented body part models..:giggle: I turned down his offer. They make good dough but you have to wear gloves and protect your hands from everything. No fun.. I thought it was a riot.

    This could have been me!! :boohoo:
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