Google Glass will be a Massive Failure for Google.

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  1. bigbump

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    Tell me why I'm wrong. But I'm not.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    its already being banned in many places
     
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    like the bar? :jj:
     
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    bazinga
     
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    You think snatchings of cell phones was bad?

    Google glasses will be flying off faces at the hands of "youths" like they were Air Jordans.
     
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    10. Banks & ATMs

    Identity theft is a big problem these days. Therefore, it’s no surprise that banks and ATMs have banned Google Glass. It would be far too easy for someone to stand behind a customer and snap a picture or record a video of that person’s information.
    9. Locker Rooms & Dressing Rooms

    Can you imagine someone taking a picture of you while you’re out in public and you didn’t even know they took it? Now, imagine someone taking a picture of you while you’re in a dressing room or a locker room and you’re completely naked. Google Glass has been banned in areas where people may be partially or fully nude.
    8. Bars & Clubs

    This one is a bit weird, because people that are out partying just love to grab their smartphone and take a ton of pictures that they then spread all over their Facebook accounts, as if someone wants to see them while they’re sloppy drunk. Bars are concerned that people with Google Glass could become annoying and the end result could lead to a fight. Now if they could just figure out a way to ban these people from Facebook, as well…
    7. Strip Clubs

    Most reputable strip clubs are going to make anyone leave their cell phone or any other recording device they could have on them in their vehicle. Therefore, it comes as no surprise that Google Glass is banned in strip clubs.
    6. Concerts

    This one shouldn’t be a big surprise to anyone out there that has ever been to a concert. Cameras and recording devices are banned from concerts, so Google Glass is banned from them, as well.
    5. Casinos

    Casinos love your money and they want all of it they can get. Therefore, Google Glass is banned in Casinos, because they’re scared to death that you will cheat.
    4. Hospitals

    Hospitals take patient privacy very seriously. Hospitals also have a ton of patient information and vital data all over the place. It would be far too easy for someone with Google Glass to record some videos or take pictures of patient information. This information could potentially put the patient’s identity in jeopardy. Therefore, Google Glass is banned at hospitals.
    3. Movie Theaters

    Hollywood absolutely hates pirates and piracy. Smartphones have certainly made piracy easier, but if you get caught taking a picture of the screen or recording it, you’re going to be in trouble. Piracy would be far too easy with Google Glass. Therefore, Google Glass is not allowed in theaters.
    2. Schools & Classrooms

    Whether it be elementary schools or colleges, Google Glass is banned. This one is a bit iffy for me. Yes, it would be easy for students to abuse Google Glass during class and not learn anything, but they could also use Google Glass to their advantage. They could use it to take notes, record the lecture or even take a picture of the black board.
    1. Vehicles

    A lot of states out there do not allow people to text and drive and Google Glass is receiving similar treatment. West Virginia (where I live) and Arizona have already said that they would like to ban people from using Google Glass while driving, because they’re “using a wearable computer with a head mounted display.” It won’t be long before other states begin to take action, as well.
    The United Kingdom has already started taking measures to ban Google Glass while driving.
    How do you feel about Google Glass?

    Do you think Google Glass is a good thing or do you think it’s a bad thing? How do you feel in regards to Google Glass and your privacy?

    Read more at http://www.business2community.com/t...ogle-glass-banned-0675931#Oqh1jj4lwDvSGjRc.99
     
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    biggest mistake was the aesthetics. they look like something outa star trek next generation--corny.

    shoulda gone classic.

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    or maybe a monocle? :rofl:

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    It looks retarded. Spice is up so it doesn't look like you're on the USS Enterprise.
     
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    Glass is a beta test for the wearable computer concept, even failure will lead to winning
     
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    I shit my pants last night. I did. Went out and had a great meal, just a great fuckin’ meal, and I had to go to the bathroom so bad in the car and I’m going, “Carl, hurry up, I gotta shit.” When I got out I had fuckin’ shit in my pants. I’m good about twice a year for that.

    When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while? I was in Vegas a couple years ago – this is the honest-to-God true story.

    Stayin’ at the Bellagio, went over to the Mirage out there and met some friends for dinner, went to Kokomo’s, great little steakhouse. The guy brings out some fresh crab-legs, says, “these just came in, I gotta give ‘em to you guys.” So, I’m eatin’ them and we go play, you know, gamble a little bit. I had a tee-time early in the morning. So I say, “look, I gotta get goin’” and I’m walkin’ back to the hotel. I get about three-quarters the way out of the lobby and all the sudden I go, “oh fuck.”

    And I’m standin’ here like this and I got my butt pinched so fuckin’. . . I’m fucked. I can’t move. All the sudden, you know, felt alright, I went just like this and “bchwoaaah.” Water. I had to have some food poisoning from the crabs. I take off my leather jacket, tie it around my waist and I’m just standin’ there and it’s just runnin’ down my leg.

    I got jeans on, black bucks, no socks. And I just start fuckin’ walkin’. Everytime I’m walkin’, somethin’s coming out. It’s water. Straight fuckin’ water.

    Then, just to tell ya how sick I was, tell ya how sick I was: Then I’m standing outside and get on my cell phone and call the guy, I sez “Larry, you won’t believe this, I’m standin’ outside the fuckin’ Bellagio. I can’t move. I got shit everywhere, I shit all over myself.” And Larry’s about a 48 waist. So he brings me over a pair of pants and some towels, and some towels. And so he then comes over and he meets me where I tell him that I’m standin’.

    He finds the closest bathroom. When you go up the escalator, you go into the foy- I can’t get in the elevator. It’s 10 o’clock at night! So, so he goes in and finds the closets bathroom in the lobby of the hotel. And then I get in the escalator and he kinda pretends like he dropped something so no one gets behind me. Tells me where it is and I go in there and he goes and gets the towel all wet for me and throws it over the fuckin’ stall

    And I take off all my fuckin’ clothes, just wipe off. Leave my shoes, left my shoes, my pants, everything right there, towels, right there in the stall and I’m walking barefoot, with my shirt and his pants that are 48 waist through the lobby like this at midnight. Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life.

    True story. Who’s the pitchers in this game?