Google is Skynet

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  1. BethsZygote

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-stand-one-leg-recreates-scene-cult-film.html

    "The robot boasts 28 hydraulically actuated joints and stereo vision, and is one of the most advanced robots ever created.

    However, it's not just karate - Ian has another trick up his sleeve - software written by the Florida Institute for Human and Machine Interaction which allows him to drive a car.

    'To achieve this level of maneuverability in robots, researchers at IHMC look toward nature,' the team say.

    'Inspired by the speed of cheetahs, the endurance of horses, the maneuverability of monkeys, and the versatility of humans, IHMC researchers are on a quest to develop legged robots that are fast, efficient, and graceful, with the mobility required to access many of the same places that humans can.'
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    It's basically T1
     
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    And when it's hooked into Google, it will literally know everything about everyone.

    Including me.
     
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  3. BuffaloTom

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    No worry's. Once that robot accesses information on GaryPuppet and Xavier it will overload its circuits and burn up.
     
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  4. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Don't worry. The government will insert a "PC" chip into its system, and it'll only attack hard-working white males.
     
  5. unclefreddy

    unclefreddy Well-Known Member

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    It's a possibility.
     
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    Not so far fetched now is it?

     
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    They made it black to intimidate us! It will steal your information, your computer and your television.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    it has gangly arms like Boeuf
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Enough of all the small talk.... How big will it's penis be?
     
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    Big enough to go over to Booey's house and rape his robot.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    And Sylarbrie!
     
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