Google or Bing?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chatsworth, Mar 29, 2015.

  1. Chatsworth

    Chatsworth Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bing is your best choice when looking for lurid pictures of famous women. Google is really getting on my nerves with their stupid tributes to history's b-team (I.e. The gorgeous mosaic.)
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Neither. Use this for zero tracking.
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    If I really wanna be thorough, both. :whistle:
     
  4. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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  5. Chatsworth

    Chatsworth Well-Known Member VIP

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    But where Google tries to steer you into reading about some insignificant 19th century lady scientist, Bing will have the nude pictures of her.
     
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  6. Chatsworth

    Chatsworth Well-Known Member VIP

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    I had this bookmarked once but never really gave it a chance. Thanks for the reminder.
     
  7. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Don't wanna see nudes of Marie Curie.
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Bing totally messed up hotlinking pics through their site in mobile. Rat bastards.
     
  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member VIP

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    What?!? People aren't still using Alta Vista? It is the only search engine that takes less than 5 minutes to load from my dial up proxy.
     
  10. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've never searched images on Bing, but my Celeb Pokies thread and Camel Toe thread are both testaments to the quality results of Google Image Search.
     
  11. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ask Jeeves.
     
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  12. Chatsworth

    Chatsworth Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bing knows what a man needs. You'll never look back when doing your "research" once you've discovered Bing.
     
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  13. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I throw caution to wind and allow Google to track my searching of recipes for rose water syrup.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    remember dogpile?
     
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    wife is a whore Well-Known Member VIP

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    GOOD LORD! You may be right. I'll have to do thorough research.

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    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    agreed completely.

    also google's seach program keeps trying to show me related items when all i want is items that contain the exact phrase or terms i supply surrounded with double-quotes. i hate that they try (and fail) to decide what i really want: i know what i want. why can't they just provide what i ask for?
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt VIP

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    Lotus notes
     
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    Bing image search is far superior for gifs. :grad:

    It shows you in the results which ones are gifs, you can hover over them for preview and copy/paste from the preview without having to hit the orig site.
     
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  19. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Bing has superior adult searches. I would never go back to Google.
     
  20. UpInSmoke123

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    Hotbot or webcrawler