Google Throat (TM)

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Good porn name.
     
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    i don't believe in anything resembling biblical prophecy. However, it does scare the shit out of me when i think about how these technologies could/will be utilized by governments around the globe in the coming decades.

    that, i fear.
     
  6. Lou Skunt

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    Me too, that was my first thought when I read it could be used as a lie detector. Who would want to know if I'm being truthful? :bigthink
     
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    man, i face fucked that chick so deep, i gave her google throat.
     
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    Especially when saying "I love you" to the wife.

    Seems like a LOT of trouble to me.
     
  10. Wigward Hairhat

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    All they need now is Google Fingerprint, and Google DNA and they'll be set to go.
     
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    I totally agree. It's going to come down to a chip inserted into your fingertip at birth. No cash money or credit cards or insurance cards. Your worth and identity will be in that chip. Look for it, it will be Apple's invention for the masses.
     
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    This device was obviously created by a guy who has never been interrogated by a woman. He needs to lose his man card.
     
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    this coupled with that device that disrupts your speech skills, it is scary

    Whose afraid of government, this like GPS, spyware is going to be used by women to find out what they already know

    they could patent Google Nag, for those times when you're driving by yourself
     
  14. HS Cult Leader

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    If Google isn't spying on what you say and type enough, they are taking it a step further now:


    [h=1]Google Is Testing A Program That Tracks You Everywhere You Go[/h] Richard Feloni Nov 7, 2013, 3:29 AM



    Google is beta-testing a program that tracks users’ purchasing habits by registering brick-and-mortar store visits via smartphones, according to a report from Digiday.
    Google can access user data via Android apps or their Apple iOS apps, like Google search, Gmail, Chrome, or Google Maps.
    If a customer is using these apps while he shops or has them still running in the background, Google’s new program pinpoints the origin of the user data and determines if the customer is in a place of business.
    Google gets permission to do this kind of tracking when Android users opt in to the “location services” option in their smartphone’s options menu and when iOS users agree to allow “location services” for Google apps like Gmail and Google Maps.
    The program was hinted at in an AdWords blog post from Oct. 1 regarding Google’s new “estimated total conversions” initiative. A “conversion” in this sense is a purchase, and Google is developing ways to track users across desktops, tablets, and smartphones. Google also mentioned that tracking conversions via phone calls is in the works, but has yet to release details.
    Business Insider has reported on how Google is using cross-device conversion measurements in its war with Facebook for advertising supremacy. When advertisers are allowed to know as much as possible about users’ purchasing habits, they can target their ads more efficiently and reap the benefits. Measuring conversions is also important because it assures advertisers that their purchases are resulting in increased product sales.
    Mobile users who search for products on their phones buy quickly after researching them, according to a Google/Nielsen report released on Tuesday. Consumers spend 15+ hours every week researching products, and more than half make their purchase within an hour after looking it up.
     
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    illuminati :nooo:
     
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    The idea is that wearers could communicate with their devices via voice commands without having to wear an earpiece or the the Glass headset.:dontknow:
     
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    Those that are stupid enough to use any of this Google shit deserve no privacy. It's pretty fucking obvious what slimeballs they are.
    Same goes for Facebook.
     
  18. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Had to work like hell recently to get that fucking "GoogleUpdate" process removed from my system, I don't use Chrome and have no idea how I contracted the bloody thing in the first place.

    Fuck Google.
     
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    You can get that from anything google, the toolbar, earth, chrome. I've practiced removing that shit on work computers, it's worse than a virus.
     
  20. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Its a huge resource hog as well, I'm still pissed about it. Didn't know I had the thing until I tried playing "LEGO Marvel" with my kid and the program barely ran, turned out the GooggleUpdate process was using 40% of the CPU (according to the Task Manager). I could stop the process running temporarily, but I had to write a batch file to finally kill the beast entirely.