News Google wants to turn humans into cyborgs

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/04/technology/google-lenses/

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    Google has patented a new technology that would let the company inject a computerized lens directly into your eyeball.
    The company has been developing smart glasses and even smart contact lenses for years. But Google's newest patented technology would go even further -- and deeper.

    nce equipped with your cyborg lenses, you would never need glasses or contacts again. In fact, you might not even need a telescope or a microscope again. And who needs a camera when your eyes can capture photos and videos?

    The artificial, computerized lenses could automatically adjust to help you see objects at a distance or very close by. The lenses could be powered by the movement of your eyeball, and they could even connect to a nearby wireless device.


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FUCK YEAH! THE CYBORG WARS ARE UPON US!!! :evil:
     
  4. sstressed

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    this is getting weird very quickly. i hope i'm around long enough to see how many people become part of the collective.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    If it could give me x-ray vision or telescopic vision and no side effects, I'd fucking do it.
    Oooh or maybe frickin laser beams that shoot out of my frickin eyes
     
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    I would like a cyborg penis please. On me, not in me please.
     
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    One of the clones on Orphan Black got a fancy new eyeball like that

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  9. Walygatr

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    Me too. Before I become a bug and worm weed store.
     
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    i figure the thc in my dead body will last until i'm nothing but bones. a little party for the worms!
     
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    Hey Laser. I haven't seen much of you around here lately. I hope all is well.
     
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    At my age........Sounds interesting................
     
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    IN!
     
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    Cyborg hands..... I'm in!
     
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    I already got a pair

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