Gordon Ramsay: Melon

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    I'm friends with him on facebook
     
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    I thought this would have involved the "Sledge O' Matick". O well
     
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    I remember my first celeb friend.
     
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    He's "dating" a melon now? Well I guess there is someone for everyone.

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    The best sex you will ever have other than a woman is a honeydew melon. :grad:
     
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    It won't stay seedless. :fdrum:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You fruit! :rs:
     
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    If anyone ever needed botox in their forehead, it's Gordon.

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    Have you ever cut a hole in a melon then threw it in the microwave for a few seconds then fucked the shit out of it?
     
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    no, but how is it?
     
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    Note to self: cross GaryPuppet's name off future house party invitations. :chair:
     
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    If there is ever a Dawgsaloon convention, I'm staying on the other side of the room at all times.
     
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    He recently admiited most of the people cast on Hell's Kitchen aren't cast for their skills, but because they are "personalities"
     
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    In the first few seasons they actually had some chefs with genuine talent.
    The last few seasons have been nothing but drama and very few can actually perform as a "chef"
     
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    Like most "reality" shows, they are just wannabe models or actors trying to get face time.
     
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    The blonde chick on this season of Hell's Kitchen must really like her own cooking. Look at the gunt on this broad.

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