Gorilla Reported At Large in Alabama

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  1. gilaet

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    Authorities in Alabama are on the hunt for at least one gorilla after reports
    that the animal was spotted near a store in rural Newbern, Ala.

    The Hale County Sheriff’s Office said the town’s volunteer fire department
    and police have been searching for the gorilla since the sighting was reported
    over the weekend, according to local affiliate ABC33/40.

    Newbern is a town of around 220 people in Hale County, approximately 50
    miles south of Tuscaloosa.

    Authorities say they are not sure how many gorillas they are searching for.

    One sighting was said to have been made by a child, while another person
    reported seeing what may have been a bear. The sightings have not been
    confirmed by home video or surveillance video, 33/40 reports.

    The closest zoo to Newbern is located nearly 100 miles away in Birmingham,
    Ala. Officials at the Birmingham Zoo confirmed to ABCNews.com today that
    the zoo’s sole gorilla, 16-year-old Cenzoo, is present and accounted for.


    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/03/gorilla-reported-at-large-in-alabama/?fb_ref=abc-fb-recs
     
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    it must be Rush stumping for Santorum
     
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    Prolly one of them there Alabama porch monkeys
     
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    Bigfoot is real!!!! bigfoot hunters have been trying to tell you fuckers for years!!!
     
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    I thought this was turning into a Rush thread :nocheer:
     
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    :cwl: put your ear up to the phone Brutus.
     
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    repped

    for some reason, I didn't see that coming. :dontknow: made me laugh
     
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    i had a crazy dope head friend that would always look through the trade papers in whatever town we were staying at....when he read about a cougar 4 sale when we were in indy....just had to have it...


    turns out it was in the ghetto and a crack dealer had it protecting his shit but it got too wild for him...

    dumb fuck bought it...crack dealer escorted us out of ghetto...cougar lasted a year ...he attacked numb nuts while he was driving down the road...lol fucked him up good....buddy gave it to a zoo

    SO I SAY

    AN INSANE\HILLBILLY DOPE DEALER HAD IT AND IT GOT TOO BIG