Gossip Mag Proposes 18K in Plastic Surgery for Stern to Look Like a Palm Beacher

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  1. ExBSEmployer

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    A friend in Florida just sent me this link... A local gossip mag and plastic surgeon provide Howard some suggestions and plastic surgery options on how to fit in down in Palm Beach. A computer imaging program even shows what the changes would look like:

    http://gossipextra.com/2013/05/21/howard-stern-plastic-surgery-palm-beach-douglas-dedo-2607/

    I think he might need a little more than 18K in changes, but I'm no plastic surgeon and my face could use some help, too
     
  2. Nemo

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    Last edited: May 23, 2013
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    But what can this doc do for Beth?
     
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    I LOVE that forehead!
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    They butchered his thicker and wider cockschnozz.

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    Can the doc do anything about Howard's gigantic adams apple? It always looks like he swallowed his baked potato whole.
     
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    That is not an improvement! He looks worse in the after picture. I can't believe a doctor would advertise with that picture. :belch:
     
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    He looks like a retarded Fredo Corleone.
     
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    I'm conflicted.
    I have mixed feelings about people outside the 'family' goofing on our wigged fatso!
    :coffee:
     
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    did they use MS paint on the after pic
     
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    I agree with the doctor's suggestions about Stern's facial changes. However, his current wig looks better than the "after" one. I also don't see much difference in the before and after "old man nose":dontknow:
     
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    , It's obvious that Howard did that photo shop. Must be a Buchwald planted story
     
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    Horp, 1 day ago Reply
    Shut up, you shallow freaks. Even at 59, Howard still looks better than than most 50 year olds, along with drunken leather-faced, Irish white trash in their 40′s!

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    nlp116, 1 day ago Reply
    Howard ignore them!!!! You’re hot just the way you are, so don’t change a thing my friend!



    :facepalm:
     
  14. Bye You!

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    Ay dios mio. Who ARE these people?

    There are very few 80 year olds who don't look better than Howard. Nigga please.
     
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    or a Frankie Carbone

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    We prank!
    No one else!
     
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    omg I thought that was a Dawg's photoshop. that's actually in the article :jj:
     
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    Dude, dead-fucking-on!
     
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    Unless and until the doctor in question can do brain transplants, does it really matter? :jj:
     
  20. killallposers

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    the more, the merrier, IMO.