got a bj today at work

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she spit it in my garbage can again. she wore knee high boots, black leggings or stockings, no undies, and a short sweater skirt kind a thing. here's the thing: i noticed three hours later that she left lipstick smudged on my pants right on my dick spot. :c

    i didn't go down on her or put my ding dong in her or anything today. i just got a killer bj after some smooching. she doesn't do much with my balls though. i think some ball play would be appreciated. i wonder if older ladies aren't into balls. she called them my bullos (or something that sounded like that). i said, "don't you mean pelotas?" an she said "only if they're as big as basketballs."
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    This is why the muslims will win :facepalm:
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Did she swallow it or what, boss?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I dont like "ball play".

    Just suck it bitch.

    Oh Hai Dink!
     
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    Dink, your pwnage career is over.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Amateur. :rolleyes:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Your reading skills leave something to be desired, knob.
     
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    I love you.
     
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    He said she spit into his garbage can
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i wonder if it's because she's almost 50. i think s'ing the d wasn't common in the 1960s when she was born. ladies now do it like kissing on a first date an they almost all swallow. but those 1960s ladies probably never got used to swallowing.

    your post gave me a bone cone, btw.
     
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    Cancel that last post.


    Suckle me.
     
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    Thanks champ.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    let a faggit take a vacation from pwning for fuck's sake.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I at least give her credit for spitting it into the garbage can. She's gotta clean that up anyways.

    The only downfall is she needed more protein in her lunch selection for her laziness.
     
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    First fuckin' sentence. :jj: :doh:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Too late!!!!!!!!!!!! You LOVE ME! :hug:
     
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    Aw shucks.
     
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    This that fat mexican cleaning lady at your office?
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she's not the cleaning lady. :c
     
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    No