Got A Dirty Limerick?

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  1. fuzzynuts

    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    Post here.

    There was a young man from Nantucket
    who's cock was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin,
    as he wiped of his chin;
    "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    There once was a man from Havana
    Who liked to play the piana
    His finger slipped
    His barn door ripped
    And out popped a hairy banana!
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    HS was an old Jew who's gay
    Ralph C fucks HS for pay
    Ralph C blew him in bed
    Until he jizzed on his head
    Which HS used as a glue for his toupe.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Is it me or do Heidi's boobs look a bit bigger
    Age is kindly to her I do figure
    Her body looks great
    She's a solid LA 8
    But I'd never touch her because she once fucked an Enwurd
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    he took a pig in the thicket to fuck it
    It said with a grunt,
    stay away from my cunt
    and come around front and I'll suck it
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    For what it's worth, this is only a rumor
    Take it at that, or just for it's humor
    But there was a guy who fucked Robin's tushie
    And he felt something slimy and mushy
    It wasn't a turd, but a huge smelly tumor
     
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    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There once was a man tehlivingdeath
    Monogram Sweater Man in the Land of Meth
    He said, "The is no word bigger
    for 'shock value' than 'Reggie.'
    I think his IQ is lower than Beth's
     
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    corrected

     
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    Nice!
     
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    There once was a woman named Dot,
    who sustained on pig-shit and snot.
    When she can't get these,
    she eats the green cheese,
    that she scrapes from the sides of her twat.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Since we're now taking on Salooners for subject matter...


    Sometimes I think it's a stunt
    Is she just a troll with a blue font?
    I'd rather be a Jew caught by Hamas
    Than to be in a room with BenBas
    My god, what an annoying cunt

    :c
     
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    Beth O went out, she was on the hunt.
    For an old Jewish doctor to sew up her cunt.
    When she found the right surgeon we heard her say.
    Please dear doctor make this thing go away.
    The doctor frowned and shook his head.
    We laughed uncontrollably when we heard what he said.
    Your labia are stretched and the clit is quite large.
    But it all can be fixed for a nominal charge.
    You should be forewarned this is a one time fix.
    You must avoid all those Arab pricks.
    And it's fair to say that if your twat were any bigger,
    I'd have to assume that you've been fucking a donkey.
     
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    You should put that on her visitor wall.
     
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    Have you all heard of Matthew T?
    a thumper of bibles is he!
    When the gays come around,
    he stands his holy ground...
    (But he'd gladly lick them where they pee)
     
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    Oh my god I love you guys! I always wanted to hear the Nantucket one. Always just heard the first line.[​IMG]
     
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    There once was a founder named Dawg,
    whose humor matches that of a log.
    He's twice shot me dead,
    and then there's that global thread...
    and he neg-reps me pics of his hog.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    You've all heard of Doc Ivan, I bet
    I'll describe him for those who haven't yet
    One of his biggest pet peeves
    Was t-shirts with sleeves
    And that's why he smelled like ass whenever he'd sweat
     
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    There once was a man from Southampton
    Whose dick was the size of a tampon
    His wife would not suck it
    Now she won't even fuck it
    So he's left home alone with a hard-on
     
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    there once was a man from racine
    who invented a fuck machine
    concave and convex, it will fit either sex
    but oh, what a bastard to clean