Got a fucking speeding ticket tonight

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Took a drive to clear my head and headed out to the closest highway. Plugged in the IPod and dropped the hammer.

    Got nailed doing 107 MPH in a 65 MPH zone. He said he was "shadowing" me. (He was pacing behind me).

    $256 dollar fine which will be could be doubled as I was 20 MPH over the speed limit plus court costs. Also, I was told by the nice Trooper that being I was 40 MPH over that a court appearance was required and if I didn't stop as fast as I did he had the right to arrest me, but wouldn't.

    Oh, 5 points minimum also and my insurance is sure to bump up.

    Fuck me. :facepalm:

    Should have tried to out-run him and I bet I could have. Suckish. :jj:
     
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    5 points? WTF!!!
     
  3. low selfestitle

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    Pigs and monkeys are a bad mix.

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    Can't you take defensive driving and wipe it out?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    but you got to drive your car home right?

    you pull that shit up here (35 over the limit), your car is repo-ed, your license is suspended for 7 days, minimum fine of $2,000, and 5 points.

    must be nice to live in Jersey.
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Imma rape the Prosecutor when I go to court.

    I should have flung shit outta the window onto his windshield to divert him.
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Yet you can smoke pot in public in Canada. The system is BROKEN.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    you get your repo-ed car back after 7 days, BTW
     
  9. Bro

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    Dumb ass.
     
  10. Bro

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    Plead not guilty and try to plea it down in court.

    be a good Monkey.
     
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    and take off your hat in the courtroom.
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    No, you plead guilty to a lesser charge with the Prosecutor BEFORE you see the Judge.

    Dumbfuck.
     
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    The judge has the last say so....fail
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Don't bring your gun into the courtroom. Even if it is locked up.


    There is some advice for you. Asshat.
     
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    i got off a speeding ticket 75 in a 55 dropped down to a parking ticket because i fought it.


    PWNED
     
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    Cant judge you monk i have been there myself. Just pay the fine it goes away in 3 years off of your record.
     
  17. Bro

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    The DA gave me 5 mph over and the judge let me go. THAT'S HOW AWESOME I AM.
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    20 over vs. 40 over is a different story.

    And you are really buying into that gay SFN "PWNED" shit now? Really?

    Come on Bo. Don't suck that bad.
     
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    Poker fagss
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    My initial thought was to drop it into 6th, but I knew I would be fucked or on COPS getting tazed or some shit.