as you, my people, know what would be fun/useful for potheads. beer people are welcome too of course. i was the last person i knew to get a cell (my boss forced me to get one) and now a smartphone. a cheap one but a smart phone nontheless. LG Optimus Dynamic II - LG39C - Android it's an android. which means nothing to me. so i'm at the google app store and man there are a bunch of things. the phone has this: Android™ 4.1 3.8" Touch Screen Display 3G/Wi-Fi® Connectivity 3 MP Camera/Video Recorder Bluetooth® Wireless Technology 1 GHz Processor 4GB microSD™ Card (Inserted) MP3 Player (cable not included) GPS capabilities Access to over 1,000,000 Apps and more on Google Play™ Supports microSD™ Card up to 32GB (not included) Hearing Aid Compatible (HAC) Rating: M4/T4 Battery talk time up to 8 hours Standby time up to 11 days i want something to help me navigate from point A to point B. i often miss point B, end up at point q and am like i mostly stay at home these days and use a landline. i rarely use my cell so once i retired i started using tracfone. leaves me more money to piss away on stupid stuff. make some suggestions please. p.s. - you can goof on my cheap smartphone, but i'll never have to work again if i live to be 150 so blow me.