Have long enjoyed the wisdom and humor of great quotations from a variety of sources, (especially Sir Winston Churchill) for their ability to communicate so much intent or grass roots philosophy with so few words. Here are some of mine. How about yours? An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last On Neville Chamberlain, Winston Churchill Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison" Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it" Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!" Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober" A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma On Russia, Winston Churchill I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary “Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.” ― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary “Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.” ― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. George Santayana History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there. George Santayana A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. George Santayana Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily. George Santayana and of course the iconic Albert Einstein Quote: Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.