Got any cheap people in your life?

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  1. Hateman

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    A friend who will mysteriously be gone once the check arrives or a family member who will knickle and dime ya.
     
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    I prefer frugal.
     
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    You need to stop lying about hooking up with college girls.
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I can never tell a lie!
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    You the cheap one in your family?
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Had people over for lunch last weekend and we provided all the food. Other couple said "we'll bring drinks"..... they showed up with half a container of powdered Tang :facepalm:
     
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    there no jews in my life, no.
     
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    My dad comes down to Florida to stay with me every March so he can go golfing and attend Spring Training games.

    He buys an Entertainment Book with buy one get one free coupons for this area in Florida.

    So far in three days we've gone to a shitty buffet for dinner and got a free shrimp cocktail at a restaurant.

    He drags me along so that he can use the buy one get one free coupons.

    Tomorrow he is taking a free golf lesson and next week he's getting something for free for going to a timeshare seminar.
     
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    Awe, he's helping you out. ♡
     
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    I get people that want free things all the time.
     
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    i know a cheap fuck that wont pony up $5 a month for nuttin
     
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    once a year man, its your dad, enjoy.
     
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    i can't tell. my friends usually fight over who will pick up the tab. i've been kind of lucky that way: when i was in grad school, living on $6k/yr the guys in my classes who were working (mostly Irish Newark cops) always paid for the pitchers. Once I started working, I always try to pick up the check or to stuff a couple of twenties in whomever' pocket picked up the bill because I can't do less than my friends did. What comes around goes around. You take care of your friends.
     
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    I've become rather shrewd in my financial decisions. I don't know if that's considered cheap.

    When I was married, my ex-wife would spend every single last cent in the bank account, the fucking whore. At least now I can say my bank account doesn't run completely dry, and I like it that way.
     
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    Most of my family members are pretty cheap even though a few are very wealthy. I always pick up the check to prevent the torture they go through.
     
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    there's a whore around the corner from here that charges only $5 for a blowjob
     
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    Naz it seems everyone has seen your pic except me and all the females think you're hot, can you post your pic itt please? tia
     
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    I'm cheap as hell interms of my lifestyle and spending

    when I'm out with others I gladly pay more than my share...I dont associate with anyone who isn't the same...Weeded them out decades ago IMO
     
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    what's in it for me? :fil:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    and God bless the people that are spreading rumours about me being hot :jj: