Got any cool ink?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    i dig 3D-looking ink like this. I'm thinking about having my cock inked with a look like this,
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    Habsfan Well-Known Member

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    No but every Guido douche gets tribal tats even now

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  3. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    I was just watching Miracle on 34th Street and thinking how sexy and classy Maureen O'Hara looks. The chicks in my generation are all fucking tatted up and wearing dirty pajamas to the store.

    Even the would be hot chicks have tats. I hate it.
     
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    Yea, but you'll look like you have gangrene dick. No dice.
     
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    I got ink where the kid stabbed me in the elbow with a Bic pen in third grade.
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I say go for it. I'm sure your wife will talk to you more then. :c
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Not a fan of girls having tattoos. Been to too many weddings where some good looking girl is is some hot dress and she has tattoos on her leg or back. Takes away from the sexiness. But hey, we are all different and have different likes. Some people like that. If it makes them happy....cool. Just not a big turn on for me. I do have two tattoos(shoulders), but obviously hidden unless at the beach. But I'm a dude. :snicker:
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wear clean jammies to the store.
     
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    You're a guy. We can do whatever the fuck we want.

    I'll amend a little - if it's some little stupd tat and the girl is good looking I can overlook it. But when I see sleeves and such shit ... awful. I also hate it when they tell me what the meanings behind them are. They don't mean a thing!
     
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    I have just one small tattoo on the back of my neck. Zero real meaning, just a ridiculous forever stain.
    Thankfully, it's only visible if I wear my hair in a ponytail.

    Just one of the many dumb things I did in my youth. :confused:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeah that's what I mean. I've been with girls with a small tat here or there is certain spots. That's cool with me, but yeah the sleeves or huge back or leg tats are a turnoff for me. Hey even guys who have full body tatoos I don't really get, but they are usually in suits at work or at a weddings, etc. But again, everyone has different tastes.
     
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    A hot chick friend of mine recently got a HUGE scorpion in the middle of her stomach, now she only wears a one piece swimsuit. It's dreadful.

    My friend has a crooked skull on his arm. He keeps it covered because we laugh so hard when we see it.

    Important:
    Make sure the person applying that tattoo can spell. download.jpg
     
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    I have none. My wife has two. One on her ankle that looks like a bracelet and a tramp stamp.

    Some twat at a wedding had big ol' angel wings on each shoulder. Low-cut bridesmaid dress. Looked like a ghetto whore.
     
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  19. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I did this. It actually looks cool. My girlfriend likes it.
    She jokes that the lizard looks like a lizard now.
    Painful as hell getting it done.
    It took about 11 sessions to get it done. Asian friend of mine had it done as well. Said it took him 2 sessions.
     
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    They're ugly. A woman is never made hotter with a tattoo. Just trashy. And not in the good way.