Got bit by a Goat at Petrie Island Canada Day festivities

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    Took my son down to the petting zoo etc and I tried to give the goat some lettuce and the cocksucker nearly took my index finger off.

    Had to be rushed to the hospital and get emergency surgery.

    Just got out now.
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    False
     
  3. fletchman71

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    The goat was probably owned and trained by a gook. You are lucky you got out of there with your life as goats will eat anything.
     
  4. nazdrowie

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    did they have a goat cabin there?
     
  5. Swayze

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    You know what

    Yer probably fuckin right on the money
     
  6. Napoleon V2

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    You gonna sue?
     
  7. Swayze

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    Yah I'm gonna sue the goats owner for sure
     
  8. gwartney

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    Once goats get a taste of human blood it's all over for them. That's all they will eat. RIP goat.
     
  9. Swayze

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    The goat has already been scheduled for termination :emperor:
     
  10. Gunslinger

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    you shoulda killed and eaten it's heart on the spot swazle. guarantee goats leave you alone after that.

    btw, happy Canada Day eh! (belated)
     
  11. Swayze

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    I couldn't

    I was in shock - literally

    I barely remember anything. Worst Canada ever
     
  12. Schmoopy

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  13. Air Florida

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    sounds more like kazakhstan day...:rolleye:
     
  14. gwartney

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    Somebody's having Barbacoa at Petrie Island tonight. :mexican:
     
  15. face palm

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    goats have 30 teeth
    only the back ones are dangerous