Got flipped off by a hot girl today.

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I was riding my bike and had my earphones in.
    This HOT, HOT blonde was walking her pink beach cruiser wearing really tight yoga pants and I thought I said to myself "GOD DAMN!"

    Apparently, myself is deaf because she heard me and flipped me the bird.

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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That isn't her. You trying to pull a fast one? :nono:
     
  3. Mack

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    :lol: :quote:naturally smart:quote:
     
  4. boxers

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    She probly thought you meant that the pink bike didnt go well with the rest of her attire....You coulda fucked her if you kept your yapper shut
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

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    Any attention is better than nothing.

    Jerk off material for a week.
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Woulda ran her smart hot ass right tha fuck over...
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    and then jerked off over her as she bled and cried.
     
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    No. ...Stevie would pee on her.
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :cheer:
     
  10. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    One of the hottest girls I have seen in a long, long time. I couldn't help myself.

    I just hope she was at least 21. :wtf:
     
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    :nono: that's not how that works... it's only good when the chicks do the peeing.
     
  12. boxers

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    Yoga chick:
    "look at me! Look at me!"
    Dude on bike:
    "Okay Im looking....nice!"
    Yoga chick:
    "Fuck you perv!"
     
  13. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    And no....she did not look like this. Before anyone says anything.

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  14. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    If I had my phone with me, I would have definitely snapped a pic of that one.

    fap, fap, fap tonight for sure.
     
  15. FunnyFarm2

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    If your going to get flipped off by a hot chick, at least make it worth it.

    "Holy shit....I hope I die and come back as her bicycle seat"

    Make it count next time.
     
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    so she basically said fuck you for finding me attractive when you know her entire existence revolves around her looks.. i'd be willing to bet she doesn't have an iq over 70
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...:jerk: yeah
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    why did she do that? you're not allowed to notice? if she didn't want people to appreciate her, she would dress in a burlap bag.
     
  19. ice cream

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    if bimbos are going to dress like sluts why do they get mad when guys comment?
     
  20. DroppingLoads

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    Someone is angry...