Got into it with my boss today. If I get fired I'm suing.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    This faggot is upset with me for calling him out on illegal shit he wants to do. I ain't doing no illegal shit, motherfucker. :mad:
     
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    Good for you
     
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    What kind of illegal shit? Cooking the books at the office? Using inferior products in a construction project? Bribing public officials? Transporting underage girls across state lines? Paying no-show construction workers?
     
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    So the CEO has been taking parts of his compensation via 1099. That is a total violation of state and federal employment law. I've refused to process those payments. I'm just not doing it. Now we have a guy who is going to work out of Ukraine on a visa. So dude has a visa that says he's an employee of our Kyiv office but this motherfucker wants me to keep him on the payroll or pay him via 1099. Fuck that shit. I told my boss that I'm not going it and he said that maybe I'm at the wrong company. :fil:
     
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    Bro just play dumb and cut yourself in on the action
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You are such an angry fucker. Are you ever happy? :jj:
     
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    God damn sodomy laws!
     
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    Have you ever met Dana?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    No. Every time I have tried to he is busy buying guns and rims.
     
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    Identify boss's car.

    Shit on hood.
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    All these years I thought Dana was a female.

    This changes everything.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :jj:

    He is not, yet he acts like one at times.
     
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    Sodomy is illegal in California?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :pissed:
     
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    Nigga don't do that, that's 5-10!
     
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    First Oakland shits the bed with relocation now this.
    Today was a good day. :)
     
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    I figured Dana's boyfriend was a guy. I just assumed Dana was a women. I need to stop thinking like it's 1981.
     
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    I don't get paid nearly enough to risk fines and a felony for these motherfuckers.
     
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    Would you do it if he floated you a little more bread?
     
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