Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 7, 2012.
Taking new girl to the zoo, gonna get an elephant ear and watch some lorikeets and perhaps some penguins
So you finally gave in to the fat bitch. Awesome. Don't try reverse cowgirl with her. You might die.
zoo za zoo
I assume that means you are taking a chick to the zoo? I imagine the smell of animal feces really gets the chicks moist. Hopefully some chimps or monkeys will be banging eachother when you guys are there and you can just turn and look at her and smile. She'll get the hint.
Clearly you are not familiar with zoo dates
Works every time
the zebras have huge wangs
stay away from them, it will make you feel unmanly
Portland zoo any good??
Zoo Za Zoo
Not too shabby
They have a new African wild dogs exhibit that I wanna check out
Come to San Diego to see a real zoo.....
I don't get it
I used to live in So Cal. I'm aware.
Brag some more about something you had nothing to do with
Good luck with the zoo date.
I've been a card carrying member of the San Diego Zoological Society for almost 30 years. I have made additional donations and have my name on a sidewalk tile.
Oh yeah well I have 9 out of 10 holes punched out on my Great Clips card
You always said you knew I was gifted
But you never could figure out just how much
Cause my body is baffled as my spirit is lifted
Each time I surrender to your elegant touch
I would imagine that is what chunky chicks meat curtains look like.