Got me a zoo date this weekend

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Taking new girl to the zoo, gonna get an elephant ear and watch some lorikeets and perhaps some penguins


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  3. Popeye Saavedra

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    So you finally gave in to the fat bitch. Awesome. Don't try reverse cowgirl with her. You might die.
     
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    zoo za zoo

    wheeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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    I assume that means you are taking a chick to the zoo? I imagine the smell of animal feces really gets the chicks moist. Hopefully some chimps or monkeys will be banging eachother when you guys are there and you can just turn and look at her and smile. She'll get the hint.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wut
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Nigga


    Clearly you are not familiar with zoo dates

    Works every time :yes:
     
  8. jdwhatever

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    the zebras have huge wangs


    stay away from them, it will make you feel unmanly
     
  9. jdwhatever

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    Portland zoo any good??
     
  10. gilaet

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    Zoo Za Zoo
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Not too shabby

    They have a new African wild dogs exhibit that I wanna check out
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Come to San Diego to see a real zoo.....:coffee:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't get it
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I used to live in So Cal. I'm aware.

    Brag some more about something you had nothing to do with :coffee:
     
  15. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Good luck with the zoo date.
     
  16. JWC

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    I've been a card carrying member of the San Diego Zoological Society for almost 30 years. I have made additional donations and have my name on a sidewalk tile.
     
  17. DrSublux

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    [video=youtube;qN4dOU_1hoA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN4dOU_1hoA[/video]
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh yeah well I have 9 out of 10 holes punched out on my Great Clips card :ohno:
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You always said you knew I was gifted
    But you never could figure out just how much
    Cause my body is baffled as my spirit is lifted
    Each time I surrender to your elegant touch
     
  20. jackie the jerk

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    I would imagine that is what chunky chicks meat curtains look like.