Got my blood test results back from My life insurance company

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Looks like im not getting coverage, cuz im gonna die soon. :jj:


    131 GGT :facepalm:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    that's a shame
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    me too
     
  4. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i thought i was invincible :depressed:
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Donate your booze to charity.
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    stay strong
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Im a registered organ donor :hat:
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    how do you cope with it , HAL?
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    what does GGT mean?
     
  10. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Oh, hon. I hope you make it until the Superbowl. :hug:
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    K bye :hw:
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Gamma-glutamyl transferase (GGT) levels may be used to determine the cause of an elevated alkaline phosphatase (ALP). Both ALP and GGT are elevated in disease of the bile ducts and in some liver diseases, but only ALP will be elevated in bone disease. If the GGT level is normal in a person with a high ALP, the cause is most likely bone disease.

    The GGT test is sometimes used to help detect liver disease and bile duct obstructions. It is usually ordered in conjunction with or as follow up to other liver tests such as ALT, AST, ALP, and bilirubin. Increased levels of GGT levels may indicate in general that the liver is being damaged but does not specifically point to a condition that may be causing the injury. While elevated GGT levels may be caused by liver disease, they may also be caused by alcohol consumption and/or other conditions, such as congestive heart failure.

    GGT can be used to screen for chronic alcohol abuse (it will be elevated in about 75% of chronic drinkers). Sometimes it may be used to monitor for alcohol use and/or abuse in people who are receiving treatment for alcoholism or alcoholic hepatitis.
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :depressed:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    going on ignore
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    oh, sorry to hear that bro. :nocheer:
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Goodbye Clutch.
     
  17. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    liver damage is reversible though, I'm sure if you straighten up and fly right you'll be insurable by this time next year :hug:
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You can still be an elite athalete, look at Dustin Byfuglien this offseason.

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  19. nazdrowie

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    :jj:


    looks like he's gonna have some additional time to work it off. :(
     
  20. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    stop drinking :coffee: