Got My Fireworks for the 4th

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, May 28, 2016.

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  1. DrSublux

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    $1200 dollars worth for $400 ya bald bastards in Elkton MD. ANd then my god damn 4 Runner shit the bed and the tranny grinded my cock up.

    Looks like I have to buy a new fucking car god dammit :mad:
     
    May 28, 2016 #1
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    this was worth making a thread for
     
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    I hope your back makes you shit yourself
     
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    that is why I put it in the Bar....no one cums here anymore
     
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    I live in california, so I have some sparklers, although that might be to crazy for the neighbors
     
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    you didnt even show us the fire works just told us a tranny grinded your cock
     
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    My dogs hope your face burns off in hell
     
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    valid point
     
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    amateur :facepalm:
     
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    That's all them, they're jerks. I wish you nothing but boner rockets!
     
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    Dogs love fire works, that's why they bark!
     
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    One of mine climbs on top of my head and tries to gouge my eyes out of my skull. It's such a blast!
     
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    @Schmoopy do you still have the picture of me in front of the firework stand
     
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    It's great huh?
     
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    It is. It's hard, but it's great for sure. They have thundershirts that help a little.
     
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    :confused:

    Thundershirts?
     
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    Yeah. Here goes my wildwoman. It makes her feel like she's being swaddled in a hug.

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    You'll shoot yer eye out, kid.
     
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